man i fucking love rats

• Aurora • 21 • Canadian • he/they • see About Me for boring outdated info • Currently into who knows

[sunny-sourzii]

I love this book idc if some people call it corny. It's hilarious

[thequietesthing]

the incredible harsh quiet revelation that you have when you are diagnosed with chronic illness(es) is that you will never be healthy again. I don't think able bodied people are able to understand what it means to just resign to the fact that your life is not just yours anymore. you share it with a weight that will be with you until you are gone from this world.

[theatomicluminarydetective]

oh boy i’m winded

[auggey-irl]

Giving randomly assigned college roommates

[only-cat-memes]

[kosmogrl]

[chaoticneutralwife]

the next day after exerting myself too much because i felt good for once

[wlfb0ygrl]

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

[whispy-witch]

i want this man in my inventory

[seashellronan]

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

[animentality]

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[revivivivify]

[amnesiaguy]

best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

[varijacija]

[freakoutgirl]

me switching between lmao, lol, haha, and keysmashing to keep my laughter fresh and fun

[sunlightbuck]

me (never reaching out, logging off for days at a time, horrible at responding to asks, forgets all tag games): i do consider all of you my friends 🥺

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Not superstitious and not not superstitious but a third secret thing (read a lot of fairytales as a child and doesn't believe them but also would never be rude to a mountain while still on it just in case)

[lasrina]

I've said it before but this is both the Icelandic and the Irish approach:

Of course we're modern educated people who don't believe in fairies

But we're also not gonna fuck with 'em, we're not idiots

[twobeesornottwobees]

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

[knifebucket]

i bet it feels so good if you're a little cat to put your head upside down like that

[knifebucket]

you know how they do it like this