Inspector Muffin

Pip. 25. They/them.

[gif87a-com]

[ambris]

This can’t be topped

[valtsv]

the only sad thing about voltron ending is that it took this long

[valtsv]

its only been 2 years???

[powerfulwizard]

Voltron really did make 8 fucking seasons in 2 years

[senshimeshi]

8 seasons????

[inspectormuffinthetimemuffin]

Depending on your metric, it was really either 6 or 3.

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

DM:  “The orc captain fires his bow, and…that’s a hit.  And he rushes, and…hit.  And, bonus move, and…oh jeez that’s a *big* hit.  I’m sorry, man.”

Player, sadly pulling out a fresh character sheet:   “Eh, it’s alright.  I guess in the next act y'all are gonna meet Boromir’s brother Faramir.”

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

I just lost six followers

[shiny-good-rock]

dnd idea: an 8-ball but it has a d20 in it so you have to shake it and the d20 rises out of the murky liquid to decide your fate

[ferrettaur]

Good news I found the exact opposite object

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

yall. every magic 8 ball already has always had a d20 inside.

[the-bitch-of-izalith-deactivate]

It doesn’t have the numbers on it though so you can’t use it for dnd

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

thats quitter talk

[dinothundersblog-deactivated201]

ME: I try to jump over the gap DM: Roll for acrobatics 8 ball: Not likely DM: you take 97 damage and die

[probablyevilrpgideas]

My reply is no

Don’t count on it

My sources say no

Very doubtful

Outlook not so good

Better not tell you now

Cannot predict now

Ask again later

Reply hazy try again

Concentrate and ask again

Outlook good

Most likely

Signs point to yes

As I see it, yes

Yes

You may rely on it

Without a doubt

Yes, definitely

It is decidedly so

It is certain

There ya’ go, nerds

[sharpnelshell-deactivated201905]

Small town culture is knowing that there are Old Folks with strange nicknames but never knowing the stories behind them.

Of course, I made the mistake of asking why everyone calls this one guy Brickaday and it turns out that he worked at a brickyard for 40 years, stealing exactly one brick every day and making no particular efforts to conceal the theft. Nobody thought anything of it until years later he was discovered to have built three houses.

His boss is said to have shrugged and made some remarks about the importance of coming up with a plan and sticking to it.

I‘m trying to arrange my face into an appropriate approximation of silent bafflement and failing miserably.

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

i appreciate brickaday

[captainlordauditor]

chaotic good

[kaijuno]

My grandpa once told me he worked with a guy called Scrappy at General Motors back in the 50s. Every few days he would wheelbarrow out metal shavings and the foreman was convinced he was stealing things and hiding them in the scrap metal to get it out of the factory. But every time they’d go through the scrap they’d find nothing. He was stealing the wheelbarrows.

[bidonica]

One of my late grandfather’s friends was called Salami because he used to steal salami and cured meats so I’m seeing a pattern here

[pollyannapocket]

Direct Action

[teathattast]

[softchad]

scrubs but we can’t hear JD’s thoughts

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

ship names

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

[elliesgaywife]

THIS IS SO CUTE

[eggsaladstain]

[acapelladitty]

I wish I put as much effort into my life as Phil Collins did into the Tarzan soundtrack

[hufflepuff-spidey]

One time my Spanish 2 teacher was like “I dont have a lesson today. We’re watching Tarzan” and put it in the VHS (This was 2010). We [sophomores - seniors, I was a junior] were super excited. The movie starts and my friend and I look at each other and say at the same time “IS PHIL COLLINS SINGING IN SPANISH?!” I went home that night and found out Phil Collins sang the songs in the English, Italian, German, Spanish, and French versions of the film. Mind blown.

[patrickat]

Phil Collins gets a lot of shit but the man has never half-assed anything in his creative career.

[retrogamingblog]

Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen

[watson]

# I C O N I C

[shesellsseagulls]

This honestly looks like a post from those “Incorrect avenger quotes” blogs that are floating around but it’s real and thats amazing

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[saatanantonttu]

[liquidstar]

[voiceofnature]

In the early 1800s a man named Little Jon lived in this so called earth cabin (swe. ‘backstuga’) located in southern Småland, Sweden. An earthen cabin is built partially buried in the ground, in this case there’s three walls of stone and one wall made of wood. In Sweden earthen cabins was common in the forests from the 1600s until the late 1800s Link

[glxmydxze-deactivated20190118]

LiL Jon 

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

Cursed school presentations? Thank you!

I hate presentations 😂but who doesn’t?

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

[blu3-skyy]

[w0wls]

That shrek one is threatening

[chuck-e-cheese-anime-faces]

How’d y'all leave out this one?

[peter-my-parkers]

[isspeeedyy]

[geekygwen]

[superbatson]

currently losing it over this b-roll footage of john mulaney recording for into the spider-verse

[mulaneysbutt]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH