Bernie, we hardly know ye...
I don’t know about you but I spend a vast majority of my time thinking about my favourite fictional characters and Berenice Griselda Wolfe is currently has been for a long time the leading lady of my pondering. I mean there’s SO much we don’t know about her..
{welcome to my thoughts aka I clearly have too much time on my hands and/or I’m just totes obsessed}
Why the military? did Bernie follow generations of Wolfe family members into service, or is it a career she’s pursued without any of that influence?
Speaking of family, has she got any siblings, are her parents still alive and what are they all like?
What’s Charlotte like?
What was young B-Griz like at school? nerd, sport junkie, popular princess, intense emo who everyone crushed on, class clown?
What University did she go to?
Did she do all of her medical training under the military or did she get a degree in medicine, work in hospitals and join the army later in life?
Just with WHOM has she had so many friendships she believes she’s destroyed? are there a list of women who Bernie has gotten really close to over the years which I’m sure she ultimately ran away from because she just wasn’t quite brave enough *sobs for our soft baby*
Which brings me to..Keeley, the registrar who was cougaring Cam and had Serena more than a tad jealous if you ask me..was that someone else Bernie felt quite close to?
Is her divorce to Marcus well under way/ near finalised?
Did she ever follow up with Alex. Maybe she wrote her a letter or called her to say a proper goodbye, even told her about Serena?
Is she fully healed?!?! girl got blown up and apart from putting her back out hefting a mattress a sly trick to get Serena Campbell’s hands on her she seems like totally okay?
Does she know *sob* is she’ll ever *sob* get to see Serena Campbell again?? Has she heard from her..*sobs*
Did she intentionally buy louder shoes because Serena asked her to?
After getting together with Serena, did she immediately buy herself some 600 Egyptian thread cotton sheets because a) luxury and b) she just really wants Serena Campbell in her bed and Serena won’t settle for anything less.
Where did she buy that bottle of apology plonk? duty free or a Kiev speciality?
Does she like Serena’s horribly expensive shirt?
Did she and Serena resort to quadruple shot coffees to get them through their shifts during the ‘shagged to tatters’ phase?
Has she met Serena’s friend Sian? and just how awkward was Bernie in the face of Sian being super flirty and teasing at both of their expense..50 shades of scarlett am I right?
Has she ever been to a gay bar/ pride event?
Would she win a sprint race against Henrik Hanssen?
Was the dress blue & black..or yellow & white when she looked at it?
and finally, this one may be a little bit more about Jemma Redgrave but after seeing the fake typing on the computer which gets me EVERYtime..what’s she like in the supermarket when someone is in the way of the product she’s real hungry for..does she pretend to be interested in something else until they walk away like most of us awkward brits ? ? ?
I think about her way too much. I love her way too much. I wish there were idk a team of writers who could maybe cover some things on the list!?!?! LIKE PLZ WRITE FOR THIS CHARACTER. She’s such a mystery and there’s so much potential and Bernie is our precious bmam and we just wanna know more about her okay? Also Jemma Redgrave is the purest of souls on this earth and I’d actually go into battle for her.
These are all very important thoughts. I commend you. Bernie Wolfe spin-off, let’s pitch it to, well, anyone who will make it. Failing that, let’s just create a production company. Apparently Jemma’s salary is £150k+ a year, well, I’ll chip in!! I’m sure we can crowdfund Bernie Wolfe: the series. Paging @midlifelez!
PLEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSEEEEEEEEE I will take a minimum 3 answers, but am holding out for all. Especially that last one. *prays to a god I don’t believe in*
