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Alex 21 Australian Aspiring Animator

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[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

DM:  “The orc captain fires his bow, and…that’s a hit.  And he rushes, and…hit.  And, bonus move, and…oh jeez that’s a *big* hit.  I’m sorry, man.”

Player, sadly pulling out a fresh character sheet:   “Eh, it’s alright.  I guess in the next act y'all are gonna meet Boromir’s brother Faramir.”

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

I just lost six followers

[horroriskiller]

The boy who played Danny in “The Shining” had no idea he was filming for a horror movie. From Cracked: 

Lloyd just thought they were making a movie about a family in a hotel. He wasn’t even really sure how much he was getting paid to be there. He was only ever shown severely edited footage that took out all the scary parts, which essentially means he thought he was filming the most boring snoozefest ever created, because without the iconic scenes of terror, The Shining is a movie about three people wandering around in cavernous, brooding silence.

Lloyd didn’t see the actual uncut movie until many years later as a teenager, and suddenly everything clicked into place — those two nice British girls with whom he used to play and share lunch in between takes? They were ax-murdered ghosts who wanted his soul. That nice Jack Nicholson man who did a funny tomahawk dance when Lloyd accidentally wandered on set one day? Jack was slobberingly hacking his way through a bathroom door to murder Lloyd’s onscreen mother only moments prior.

[nyx-010]

That must have been the biggest mindfuck of his life.

[finalzidane-x-blog]

Clever way to put a kid in a scary movie and still keep his innocence if you ask me. Now he’s got bragging rights for being in a classic.

[alexunlawful-deactivated2024022]

Really.

[alexunlawful-deactivated2024022]

every time Pokemon releases a remake of the Kanto region, I’m allowed to reblog this 

[badjokesbyjeff]

[princessrhcenyra]

[tinywizardmiraclereconvoese1981]

Come here and get a good blowjob!

[ruinedchildhood]

[catchymemes]

[yawpyawp]

I disturbed his nap

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

[yourstoryisnoteverover-deactiva]

This is the greatest two seconds of my day.

[zimbolt]

this is the greatest two seconds the world will ever see

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

it’s time to get….. nsfw

[toobertpoondert]

This post gives me anxiety

[sheepthief]

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

i absolutely hate this. have a terrible day

[coulson-is-an-avenger]

sometimes I go back through the dumb shit I have saved on my laptop and sometimes it’s fucking golden

[retrogamingblog]

Wii Sports theme but it’s played on the game’s packaging

[magiikm1ke-deactivated20200629]

we have achieved peak humanity, it’s all downhill from here

[relatablepicturesofpatrickgill]

The “straight guy” face

[pizza_suplex] || [strawbiery]

[hewwocopter]

[skronked]

here are some character designs i drew, from the Adventure Time series finale.

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[wndrboydoesntcare]

What the hell did I just watch? 

[confusedtree-deactivated2013092]

It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward

[oldfrax]

Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

[asociate]

I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.

[artemuscain-gamingandbs]

me trying to fing my gotdamn keys