[daddyslittledefect]

[love-order-chaos-repeat]

Damn he came for their lives 😂

[self-containedadventures]

LIGHT THESE MOTHER FUCKERS UP COLIN

[themixtrovert]

“i can’t do that because of my religious beliefs”

okay

“you can’t do that because of my religious beliefs”

not okay

[ruanv]

[instantmacandcheese]

me as a father: alright kids that was a fun movie but let's talk about why it was problematic. casey, you go first.

[friendbow]

[mysharona1987]

Some of the best signs from the science day march.

[russianzombiebassoonmusic-deact]

The introvert sign is my favorite

[mysharona1987]

That one is truly fantastic. 

[greelin]

what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely understand how much what you said meant to me without me getting even more emotional and looking like a fucking nerd: an autobiography

[thebootydiaries]

this is why i blocked my brother on facebook

[katswenski]

[pattythenest]

Are you fucking kidding me

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via itgetsbedder / tomotomotomomo)

[2k31]

[shittyidea]

Use your toe print as your touch ID

[digitalintimacy-deactivated2018]

=͟͟͞͞🐌

[capacity]

How u make her go fast ! What is she running from

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

her past

[ammit420]

*puts myself out there*

*brings myself back*

[dayleg]

[6balls]

i witnessed the most fascinating thing today imo…my 4th grade art class were talking while they did their work and one of them was like “if you work hard all your life…….it means NOTHING” and their response was to all crack up and start running with this bit like. “you work all your life on an oil painting. the mayor comes in. he says ‘i didn’t even ask you to do that painting.’” they kept going giving examples of nothing mattering and laughing hysterically. they’re 9. like, we think OUR humor is depressing or w/e, how are THEY going to be

[certified-p0ser]

Millennials are depressed but the Gen Z kids are straight up nihilists

[tastefullyoffensive]

Smart boy. (via illacat_)