What you hear can hurt; what you don't, will.

The name is Jacob. I'm just an active reblogger with horrible text posts. Euphonium player. PMA sinfonia brother. University student. Studying mechanical and aerospace engineering/computer science, sophomore. Born and raised in Oklahoma. Credit for avatar photo: http://racheldinozzo.tumblr.com

[icaurus-deactivated20180206]

new name for lube

high fructose porn syrup

[tellyjpg]

i knew i should’ve stayed asleep

[dingdongyouarewrong]

birth dates after 2000 just feel…. wrong. cursed

[buttercupbi]

excuse me i was born in 2001, what are you gonna do about it

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i dont have to do anything my dude, u already have a curse on u

[hockeylesbians]

They cheered for the baby and booed everyone else. This is the greatest thing 

(i saw this on twitter but hadn’t seen it on tumblr so i needed to post it. pls watch this)

[daruyuki-kun]

This is what sports should be about <3

[merman-witha-merplan]

A good and pure video

[forcewakens]

So our job right now, and this is terribly important at this moment… 

[ewaneneollav]

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

[inc4rn4t]

im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…

[petitescarlette]

I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.

[crearuru]

i bet u thought this post was finally dead

[adrithegreat]

well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming

[ginandmisadventures]

grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running

[skeletonwheel-deactivated201910]

didn’t make sense not to live for

gun

[phoenixflorid]

your left side’s beef but your pizza none

[lordsherlokimort]

So much to post so much to see so much John Cena on my live feed

[odditycollector]

very meme, such impress. how u learn these knows. so amaze. wow.

[autisticvimes-deactivated201612]

HEY NOW

[nickyofthestars]

YOU’RE A MEME STAR

Get the rarest. PEPE!

[one-in-lemillion]

HEY NOW

HERE COME DAT BOI

O shit. Waddup.

[riddle-me-bitch]

And that dress was white and gooold

[ericvilas]

Everybody craves those mineralllllls.

[letteredlettered]

[bakabun-deactivated20230829]

this is it. this is the best post on this hell site.

[stellarsappho]

I sang the whole thing

[iamnevertheone]

Chris Pratt on his 2-year-old son Jack

[sstayawake]

[bettedavisgf]

duality of man

[hanniballecters]

#get u a girl who can do both

[erectolobiform]

i just saw an ad about how the founding fathers wouldn’t foster safe spaces or trigger warnings and all i can think about is when john adams made it illegal to make fun of him

[bertann]

Wonder Woman Needs Our Help

I don’t normally make posts like this, but I feel like this is something I need to do because it’s bigger than myself. So, I don’t know if you’ve heard but the Wonder Woman film comes out June 2nd… And if you didn’t know that, there’s a reason for it. Warner Brothers aren’t spending money on promoting the Wonder Woman film. No tv promotions, billboards, nothing. A film about a strong, powerful, amazing woman superhero directed by Patty Jenkins who happens to be the first woman to direct a superhero film with a female protagonist and one of only a handful (a literal handful… you can count on one hand) to direct a superhero film at all. They are setting it up to fail so they can say “I told you so” and not only continue the blatant sexism in the film industry but blame it on Patty if the movie fails, setting female directors up (whom are already told they won’t get hired) so they can have an excuse to say “Oh well, we tried hiring a woman to direct a film and it didn’t work. Lets not do that again.” This film is bigger than just being a superhero movie… It has the ability to bust open the glass ceiling of Hollywood to tell them that yes, superhero movies about women do well and yes, women can not only direct blockbusters but they can do it well. Because I can guarantee you, Patty does it well. PLEASE spread this around and let Warner Brothers know we aren’t going to stand for this bullshit. GO SEE WONDER WOMAN JUNE 2nd!!!

[megumilovesyou-deactivated20180]

This is a called a glass cliff (when men put women in positions of power + set them up to fail). I hope it doesn’t work this time!

[emeraldfox11-deactivated2024010]

An article that highlights the budget differences between super hero movies, such as super man, in comparison to wonder Woman’s : https://filmschoolrejects.com/we-need-to-talk-about-that-wonder-woman-budget-ef4b1b70f6d8/

[bertann]

[fantastic-pizza]

Some articles talking about exactly this:

http://uproxx.com/hitfix/wonder-woman-no-promotion/2/

http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/04/wonder-woman-marketing

http://www.vogue.com/article/wonder-woman-gal-gadot-bad-marketing-promotion

[mindless-insight]

Oh my God! I literally had no idea until this post! And I love Wonder Woman!!!!

[colouredcages]

I’ve seen a couple trailers and even I kinda want to see it! I don’t even like superhero movies, but wonder woman looks cool!!!

[gmmmtv]

[honeybottledrip]

i….don’t know anyone named todd in real life. like ive never actually met a todd. where are they

[honeybottledrip]

new cryptid of 2016: todd

[youregoingtopieinthere]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Plugging someone’s phone in after they’ve fallen asleep is the modern equivalent of tucking them in.

[ludaprilgate]

bitch me too

[charmed]

#iconic

[weirdnessisgood]

[fullmemetalalchemist]

why are the pigeons so green

[eggcats]

chlorophyll