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@intergalacticartiste
|| Good Morning everyone! Come get ya'lls food! It's breakfast time! Eat up! THE power family content! Enlarge for better quality! (i am now aware of Tumblr's size "limit" and will stop making my canvases so large so the quality will be better from now on :/ ) Jerry really do be vibing tho. He's just hanging out. Everyone is on a murder mission and he's purely having a good time. :) || Triangle worship below.
"Just got a call from Morty and Summer's school. Apparently, Summer was being bulled by some boys, she was sitting in front of them and they started mocking how she smelled, specifically saying she smelled like shit." "She turned around and told them it was because she ate their mom's ass that morning, apparently it shut them up real quick. So proud of her." "I'm making her a new pair of space skates as we speak, this deserves to be rewarded."
Forgot Birdperson works here sorry bro I’m senile. @intergalacticartiste Want me to hook you up? We all saw Morty’s posts you might as well say yes
"H-hey man! Listen, what Morty posted wasn't.. Wasn't for the public eye y'know? I appreciate it but uh.. Me and my BP have a good, stable, healthy friendship going and i...-i don't want to ruin that. I mean we-we have... We have a band together and the rebellion thing happened and the kids like him and... And......... And I'm fine admiring his big arms and incredible wingspan from afar, if that means having him around more often."
🍻 answer my question. I want to invite you out for a few drinks.. to thank you for giving me….. jerry
"My alcohol tolerance is decent. I wouldn't say it's high, but it's certainly not low. I can sip on my flask throughout the day and only get a light buzz but if I were at a party I'd likely find myself shirtless playing air guitar on top of a table two hours in. But tying on a few brewskies with myself? Sounds like a good time!"
how good are you at : 💋😠😈
"I'm a great kisser, though I wouldn't take my word for it. Who knows? I could be lying~"
"I have anger issues, that's not abnormal, it's easier to manage now that I've had to deal with at least 3 years of the terrible twos. Though it really depends on who and what happened to make me angry. Sometimes, often when Morty is yelling at me for something, it's as easy as taking a deep breath and realizing he's just an overwhelmed kid expressing his feelings, other times... Like some unimportant asshole interrupts a big buisness deal and loses me the sale, I might shoot them in the face, it's cathartic really. Then there's Jerry. Fuck Jerry. Jerry never gets a pass."
"As for manipulation.. I'm pretty good I suppose. Though I try not to unless it's necessary and or avoids the outcome of me shooting someone I'm the face because they made me angry. Doesn't really set a good example for the Kiddos and their development. Learned that with Beth who uses manipulation on the kids like it's her bread and butter now..... I kinda fucked up on that one... That one's my bad..."
are you good on drawing foods? I mean if you can draw them delicious tho I wanna custom a big painting to hang on the dinner room, what about there's a pile of pancake near by a vase with flower in it ?
-from @x1633chefrick
"I'd say I'm good at drawing foods. Though I'll let you be the judge. Hope this suffices. (Would love to try some of your cooking someday.)"
due that's gorgeous!! I'll hang this on dinner room!
always welcome you to have a meal, just don't be drunk.
"I'm glad it's up to your standards!"
"I'd be honored, and of course! I'd be a horrible guest not to respect the host's wishes!"
Rock Till Death
“Disillusion” is an intricate sculpture carved from a single block of marble by Italian Artist Queirolo. Even the net is marble!
Ask muse how good they are at..
💋 - kissing 👼 - babysitting 🍛 - cooking 💃 - dancing 🎭 - acting/performing arts 🍻 - tolerating alcohol 😠 - managing with their temper 📝- planning and following their plan 🎤- singing 🙊 - keeping secrets 🌷- taking care of plants/pets 😈 - manipulating with others 🏊 - swimming 😂 - telling jokes 📰 - keeping track of world news 📚 - worlds history knowledge ⌚- keeping track of time 💪 - staying fit 😏 - lying 🚗 - driving a car 👗 - dressing with style 🔮 - magic 🔪 - melee weapons 🔫 - ranged weapons 💞 - expressing their feelings 😓 - acknowledging mistakes 🎺 - playing an instrument 🎁 - making gifts ✊ - keeping promises
I just realized I also made this drawing of @intergalacticartiste and never posted it?? Idk why it’s really nice
"Accurate to real life!"
"Morty is in and out of the restroom as expected. Beth is pissed of course. So I took a trip out to NGC 6960 and I'm trying to replicate it in my sketch book. It would be easier to spray paint it, but there isn't anywhere for the fumes to go in the ship."
"POV: Forget elf on the shelf, get ready for... Pan on a can!"
"Morty is in and out of the restroom as expected. Beth is pissed of course. So I took a trip out to NGC 6960 and I'm trying to replicate it in my sketch book. It would be easier to spray paint it, but there isn't anywhere for the fumes to go in the ship."
Your daily dose of introvert memes
"I just caught Morty with my phone. What the fuck did he post about me??????"
this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak
"This was in Rick's Photos" "Do with it what you will i-i guess?"
-Morty CR-34710N
"Rick has a lot of drafts about Bird Person. Mostly drunk drafts about how soft his feathers feel and how unrequited love is hard." "Kinda sad. But then like five drafts down there's photo edits of Paul Blart mall cop as an anime school girl so.... I guess he's fine?" -Morty CR-34710N
