If I was a pokemon NPC I would definitely be in some corner of a library doing Pokemon based historical research on ghost types. Like can you get your stupid Bulbasaur out of here I have a deadline.
Yeah yeah I have a spiritomb. I bought a stupid book in a library overflow bin that HAPPENED to be haunted, and now I have to take care of this thing. It screams and knocks shit over unless I feed it wisdom, yeah turns out these things eat wisdom.
Yeah it doesn't really understand physical reality so it can only have play dates with other ghost types. I tried taking it to the park and it nearly hurled some lady's Flareon into traffic. So I had to buy a mismagius off Pokebook marketplace so it wouldn't get anxious and give me nightmares about my dad killing me.
My apartment is full of increasingly improbably ghost types that were offloaded onto me. Don't go in the closet. Yeah there a cofagrigus in there. But hey stand back check this out [I open the door really fast, the cofagrigus rips apart the rotisserie unfezant i got at the grocery store]
