[powerfulwizard]

I just saw the new Star Wars and I just want to say, the more adult rating is for a reason than none of you guessed

[powerfulwizard]

Luke sucks on some balls

[powerfulwizard]

Luke sucks the milk out of some balls

[nerdjpg]

Green alien milk is stored in the balls

[bonitowater-deactivated20171214]

[nerdjpg]

In this house we put a little water in the soap bottle and shake it and then use it some more before we recycle it 


[ifixpeople]

Same with ketchup

[nerdjpg]

[teenscoolest]

[pure]

the internet is not shutting down of course but it’s still fun to act like we are on the precipice of the cyber apocalypse

[camalilium]

me: I love minding my own business!

something: happens

me:

[deishu-deactivated20120812]

[assiest-deactivated20130207]

dwayne johnson, paper, scissors

[powerburial]

most parents : afraid their child will find their gun and get hurt

me: afraid my son will find my protein powder and get too strong and then he has to be my dad

[lesyeuxdelalunerose]

[smlug-deactivated20180228]

happy krimis

[smlug-deactivated20180228]

its chrisminth

[smlug-deactivated20180228]

merry criesis

[smlug-deactivated20180228]

happy chrysler 

[loltias-deactivated20210610]

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their life

[ridleydaisy]

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) dir. George Lucas

[cheltrei]

[gmax-centiskorch]

“assigning genders to babies is wrong”

[lookatmeheyoverhere-deactivated]

you can naruto run but you can’t naruto hide

[itsagifnotagif]

Net Neutrality is a human right when the FCC said, “**********************” I was shocked. (Please pay an extra $0.20 to access this whole post)