excuse me but

r u fucking kidding me

[finnwolflhard]

today is the only day you can reblog this

[owlmylove]

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[memewhore]

[clairenovac]

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

[setheverman]

what’s the mood for october?

[doctorsungflower-deactivated201]

[mymodernmet]

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

I’m screaming??? So my cat knows I get upset when he steps on my paintings (not yelling or anything I think he just sees me spend hours trying to cover up what his paws do) in my “studio” which is a crammed small storage closet with painting all over the floor drying , so like I’m in there rn and I saw him try to get to point A to point b but it was impossible for him to jump over so like he realized the matte parts were dry and like he was stepping on the corners of the painting and every step he’d look at his paw to see if he fucked up and honestly it was the most thoughtful thing ever I don’t ever wanna hear anyone ever say that cats don’t care

[gaymerlvl-pharmercy]

I beg you, if this ever happens again, get a video

[champagnepuppies]

me

[dragonlikecats-deactivated20181]

How I imagine Americans to make food.

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

I’m an American and I can confirm this is indeed how we make food

[celtic-tactical]

I prefer 1911s for soups and broths. Give it a more vibrant flavor.

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

Some people seem to think this isn’t a real thing.

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Ahhh, glockamole. My favorite.

[lifehacksthatwork]

Just a family of bears chilling in a pool.

[cgpjokes]

[ruinedchildhood]

what’s going on

[silk101]

[mioxenoblade]

Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

[slightmayhem]

That’s called murder and i heard somewhere that it was illegal.

[mamalazzer]

[twitchytyrant]

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[arirna]

[iv-fischer]

did yall notice how the world is ending literally right before our eyes? lol