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•Dinosaur Enthusiast•Pasta and carbsssss• 📚ENGLISH MAJOR📚 21 “There’s no person in this whole world like you. And I like you just the way you are.” -Mr.Rogers-

[beckette]

the token gay friend? no, u misheard me. i’m the tolkein gay friend. i’m gay and i love lord of the rings

[paradoxial-cunt]

[bog-goblin]

[bog-goblin]

[i-am-a-fish]

[classically-lit-memes4u]

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

[phantomrose96]

“Tumblr age verification will not be needed,” tumblr staff states upon confirming every single blog on the site is more than 10 years old.

“If you were literate enough to be posting about Johnlock in 2015 we can kind of just assume you’re good,” staff elaborated even though we did not ask them to.

[shutinthenutouse]

[romanceyourdemons]

saw a post that claims that STEM smart people are smarter than humanities smart people because “any math student who speaks english can flip through an english book and understand it, but i’d like to see an english student do college math.” i have to say 1. holy disingenuous comparison batman, and 2. as someone who ta’d the english side of an english/biology fusion class, no the fuck they cannot. forget a collegiate level, we were struggling to teach these STEM major upperclassmen how to identify what’s on the page and articulate the themes on a high school level. the course texts were two YA novels and a handful of short stories. meanwhile all the humanities students were chugging through the biochemistry at what my colleague reported was an extremely respectable level. turns out that understanding what you’re reading is a skill just like any other, AND one with transferable applications

[whynotfabulous]

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

[whynotfabulous]

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

[gnomer-denois]

Because it's also evil

[whynotfabulous]

Thanks!

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

[whynotfabulous]

Wow!

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

[trashboi413]

You meet god

[whynotfabulous]

Thank goodness!

What's the correct way to eat a banana?

[treslecheslife]

Whole, in one gulp.

[whynotfabulous]

Delicious!

Who is the Muffin Man?

[captain-oh-no-not-again]

Father of the Muffin Boy

[whynotfabulous]

Makes sense!

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

[mayflydecember]

Car's haunted

[whynotfabulous]

Uh Oh

How to fix a haunted car?

[babybluebanshee]

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

[whynotfabulous]

It worked!

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

[thegoodsandy]

into the sky, where it turns into stars

[whynotfabulous]

Cool!

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

[daeynore]

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

[whynotfabulous]

....Ah

[whynotfabulous]

ChatGPT WISHES it was this coherent and creative

[pukicho]

I don't care what you identify as only because I care very much about you having the choice to choose for yourself

[trans-jesus-superstar]

hey thanks puky

[pukicho]

Holy shit Trans Jesus

[east-of-nowhere]

“Home is where the trees look normal” is the sweetest, saddest, most nostalgic truth I’ve ever heard.

[internet-is-broken]

A very Tolkien thing to say

[paulandersonxo]

sisyphus... you made boulder choices on the runway this week, but we just need you to push a little more. i'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination

[escuerzoresucitado]

[contagiousgrace]

there's no chill way to be like, "yeah, I think generative AI is a crime against God and man."

[pastel-pink-psycho]

[carouselise]

my mind is a sick and twisted place

[healrosie]

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

[pukicho]

I think an old confused angry guy should lead all of us

[just-a-panguin]

I have great news for you

[pukicho]

No you don't

[poeteunoia]

"love is everything. love is everywhere. love is all around"

Credits:

Barry Long / pinterest / Love Actually (2003) / pinterest / tumblr via @halfapoet / Olivia Dean: I've Seen It / tumblr via @foresteeyes / pinterest / Bianca Sparacino, The Strength in Our Scars / pinterest / Lea Michele: Love is alive / pinterest