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Asexual, She/They. I reblog stuff that makes me laugh, and Fire Emblem. Welcome to my hell.

[lozyrosie]

nintendo please give us story mode in smash ultimate 

[ruibits]

Just now i'm imagining Frederick when he sees Nowi wearing all sweater at once he has an existencial crysis cause he wants to scold her badly, be he also find her too darn cute. Also: DRAGON SIZED SWEATER FOR DRAGON NOWI

she’s warm

[staticevent]

to the stars

[pokemoncomix-deactivated2017081]

[cozza-frenzy]

Okay but if I’m gonna reblog this I need to tell you guys the story of this legendary pachirisu So in the competitive Pokemon scene, there’s what’s called a ‘metagame’, which is what’s generally used and what is/isn’t allowed in competitive battling. Certain pokemon are banned from the ‘meta’ because of being too powerful. Others aren’t generally used because there are better alternatives, or they’re simply too weak. People base their entire strategies around the expectation that they’ll be facing certain pokemon, and attempt to counter them with certain pokemon. But the problem with this meta is, during the 2014 World Championships, there were a small number of pokemon choices that everybody had. Gardevoir, Kangeskhan, Salamence, Tyranitar, Talonflame, Garchomp… the same pokemon coming up again and again. Things weren’t really all that interesting. And then came the Double Battle World Championship. And this guy.

Park Se Jun. One of the best players in the world. He used a Pachirisu with Nuzzle (a move with 100% paralysis chance), Super Fang (cuts target’s HP in half) and Follow Me (a move that redirects attacks AWAY from allied pokemon), and equipped with a recently-buffed Sitrus Berry. And he turned the metagame on its head, because nobody in the championships had prepared for anything outside their incredibly restrictive expectations. Their strategies and planning were completely tripped up by an electric squirrel. Battling his Pachirisu in incredibly tight synergy with the rest of his team, Park Se Jun swept the finals and became World Champion of 2014 Doubles.

And that is the story of the #BASED GOD PACHIRISU.

[roboco-san]

there’s more to it than this; it’s not just that people weren’t prepared for things they weren’t expecting, it’s that pachirisu’s stats were perfectly suited for countering major players in the meta. it’s special defense in particular, because in combination with sitrus berry its SpD (in combination with the SpA reduction on draco meteor) allowed it to survive two choice specs draco meteors from salamence in a row, something few pokemon could do. so what really happened was Park Se Jun was analyzing the meta on a level far above the rest of the field, considering pokemon others weren’t even looking at to find counters for the most common and powerful pokemon

[thattallsummonerguy]

I remember when this happened lol

[chynandri]

💙

[tricksywizard]

Super Smash Bros: Awakening

“Luigi is okay”

TricksyWizard.com

Patreon.com/TricksyWizard

[bewbin]

why do youtubers start with “what is up” but dont even wait for me to tell them about my day. this reltionship is too one sided my mother was right about u 

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

ill be sappy whenever i want. i dont give a shit. i love you. fuck off

[agoodcartoon]

great

[beeorchids-moved-deactivated201]

Wait this was supposed to be a bad thing???

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

[wheresanegg-blog]

[thetransintransgenic]

[feazelblahg]

[oppa-homeless-style]

[aeruh-deactivated20250615]

I’m disappointed that no one’s done a To Kill a Mockingbird one yet

[agoodcartoon]

theres sort of a parallel reblog chain where i did this

[calamitaswrath]

[ohmyclair]

chrom is DTS (down to smash) 

i’m a lil bit late but WELCOME 2 SMASH, CHROM!! 🎉

[skunkbear]

Big math news! It’s been thirty years since mathematicians last found a convex pentagon that could “tile the plane.” The latest discovery (by Jennifer McLoud-Mann, Casey Mann, and David Von Derau) was published earlier this month. Full story.

[internet-yay]

Ok but Chrom in Smash had better have a costume that’s him, in a bath towel, “With a sword in one hand, and a scale in the other” as a reference to that one Fredrick Support.

[pdanilee]

KNEEW BEFOWE ME!!!!! uwu

[cryophase]

[krazehkai]

There’s a Smash Bros direct tomorrow morning and I’m praying we’ll get Chrom in Smash finally, even if they release him as dlc echo character. *prays*

[krazehkai]

GUYS HE ACTUALLY MADE IT TO SMASH I’M CRYIN THANK U SAKURAI FOR MY LIFE TT______________TT

[krazehkai]

There’s a Smash Bros direct tomorrow morning and I’m praying we’ll get Chrom in Smash finally, even if they release him as dlc echo character. *prays*