PrettyWizard

A humor blog with many obsessions. Posts tend to include Phantom, Star Wars, Big Brother, and general humor

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I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

[mikey-xoxo]

ME

[kisses-in-the-void]

1977 / 2017

[louisandthedagger]

classics

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So in russian, nouns are either animate or inanimate gramatically, depending on whether they move.

Well, the russian word for corpse, мертвец, is animate, which raises quite a few terrifying questions about russia’s past

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Rasputin’s influence was extensive.

[han-solo-movie-shall-bombeth]

[angrydragonpuppy]

One thing that confuses me. We know that the novels are canon so in the TFA novel, Poe and Rey already met but in TLJ, they meet for the first time and don’t know each other till then.

What does this mean?  

[irate-pirate-bi-27]

It means that their relationship is so unimportant that the writers didn’t even bother to check the novelisation.

[notbythehairofmyfinnyfinnfinn]

yellin

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[isther-esomewhere]

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[snorlaxatives]

first day of 2018: some ugly youtuber with bad hair films, exploits, and makes a mockery of a suicide victim

second day of 2018: the president has a big dick contest with kim jong un and threatens nuclear war

[aporetic-elf]

[rainymeadows]

destroy the idea that bunk beds are just for kids

especially the sort where the lower bunk is actually a desk or a couch

i mean

come on

tell me you don’t want one of these

i need it

[mogifire]

I have always thought about this

[blackbellybella]

When I get my studio apartment I’ll have one for sure

[followthebluebell]

human brain: beds go on the floor

monkey brain: SAFER UP TREE

[nightfae-deactivated20180729]

Rey: Kylo Ren is an evil, Heartless monster. He murdered Han Solo, his own father, and he cannot be tru-

Rey to Rey: Grab his thigh

[11thsense]

All those little wii games r better than any overloredwatch or call of dooty game could ever be. Overwatch WISHES it was wii sports resort.

[lunaeregia]

Wii sports actually invented gaming

[thekesselrun]

I think one of the best things to come out of TLJ is the realization that the relationship between Rey and Kylo can be soft.

Because going off of TFA alone and their interactions there, it was hard for fandom to wrap their head around how to get the two of them to talk without one or the other lashing out.

Any compassion or sympathy was hard won, and the mere idea of them sharing a soft word or touch seemed almost impossible.

And now in TLJ we have the hand holding scene, where Kylo comforts a hurting Rey as she recounts her experiences in the Dark Cave and reassures her she’s not alone.

Where Rey attacks Luke Skywalker in defense of Ben Solo, snarling and protective over someone she’d called a monster. The intimacy of the elevator scene, where Rey whispers to him that she’ll help him.

We’ve come a long way guys.

[suspend]

It makes me sad waking up alone when there’s someone willing to wake up with me

-3 am thoughts (via suspend)

[the-dark-becomes-you]

Kylo Ren

In this house we respect Kylo Ren, The Supreme Dumbass.

[writing-prompt-s]

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

too much

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My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

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[redofthekantoregion-blog-deacti]

The World Ends With You

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Silent Hill: Shattered Memories

[a-locked-box-of-muses-ii-blog]

+Cave Story.+

[fc-demon]

Yume Nikki

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Outlast

[chocorps-moved]

Bastion

[speedoweedo]

red dead redemption

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Wizardry, Dungeons and Dragons, Among the Sleep, Amnesia: The Dark Descent

[deepseadweller-domain]

bioshock

[akhinasan]

dragon age origins

[miss-mini-meal]

Assassin’s Creed

[swagginmun]

Stanley’s Parable

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Megaman

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Spyro

[tlaloc001]

Minecaft

[d-feather-blog]

That has an F in it. You are disqualified. Anyway, the only one I can think of is The Denpa Men: They Came By Wave.

[shadowthehedgehogfan-deactivate]

Katamari Damacy

[kattimariias]

sonic generations

[blastthechaos]

Sonic mania

[therapyfox]

Resident Evil

[colewarlock]

Watch dogs

[axisthewolf]

Halo

[sinandfun-deactivated20231001]

Pokemon sun

[glitzy-ditzy-sarah]

Gran Turismo

Street Legal Racing Redline

BeamNG Drive

Payday Two

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Dying Light, Borderlands, Chutes and Ladders, Monopoly.

[hbcat13-blog]

Cytus, deemo, osu

[mrs-skizzors]

dynamix, nieR: Automata, Danganronpa, DDR

[dothackeryggdrasil]

.hack//GU, Persona 2 : Eternal Punishment , Devil Summoner : Raidou Kuzunoha and the Souless Army, Shin Megami Tensei III Nocturne, Digital Devil Saga, Disgaea 3 , Digimonstory Cyber Sleuth, Cathrine, Shovel Knight, Mother 3, Kid Icarus, Remember 11, 999, Virtue’s Last Reward, Doki Doki Liteture Club, the list goes on, my friend.

[scales-of-fate]

Shovel Knight, Bloodborne, Dark souls

[internetbeauty-internetpsycho]

Mario kart

[automatic-caution-door]

[ladysnowofmpls]

ok this is really sweet

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

Girl: “You glue them on.”

Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”

Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”

Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”

Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”

Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]

Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.” 

Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”

Girl: [laughs]

[ithelpstodream]

buzz aldrin looks like he’s about to tie trump to a rocket and launch him off into space

[gluten-free-pussy]

Do it, buzz

[anarchapella]

Now that’s a facial journey

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Some of my favorites:

[basura-official]

Its like hes going through the 5 stages of grief but he keeps flip flopping between bargaining and anger

[onlyblackgirl]

2017 mood.

[jackironsides]

I think this one is my favourite

[skylorennn]

I normally don’t reblog things like this but honestly this is one of a kind and buzz is fantastic

[ginathethundergoddess]

God bless