being trans is fun uwu

uwu im sarah im a 22 year old mexican nb trans girl who is massively into trendercore and is autisitic and pansexual and butch and im still a proud fan of mlp fluttershy best pony

[mashpotatoe]

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

[mapsofnonexistentplaces]

reblog to pet his bald head

[wintercorrybriea2]

couple making out on shut down I-65 in Louisville, Kentucky (6/3/26)

[miss-wizard]

Tip: a Princess is a type of Girl with an immunity to the Spoiled status effect. it is impossible to Spoil a Princess due to her already deserving endless Treats.

[flareonfloof]

[beardedmrbean]

[poetrylesbian]

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

[killer-fille]

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

okay. breathe. listen to my voice. can you tell me five things in this room you can fuck?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

okay great. now list me four things in this room you can kill.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

beautiful. there you go. okay. now: tell me three things you can impose unjust taxes on.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

almost done. can you list two things you could shove in a pipe and smoke?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

last one: one thing you could use as a makeshift weapon?

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[nalivaa]

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

[lelouch]

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

[byjove]

Elliot Page does not play Achilles in The Odyssey like transphobes were preemptively angry about but Homer just told me he updated the Iliad and Achilles is canonically transgender now and not just subtextually transgender like in the first draft.

[byjove]

Now I’m mad because I want Elliot Page Achilles. Do I think he’d be good casting for that role? No. Do I want to see it? Yes.

[meschkinnes]

Portrait of an unidentified woman standing outdoors wearing a blouse with exaggerated sleeves, 1896

[vortigone]

fuck with me

[ironianknight]

Why I Oughta type fit

[moldavite]

my fav thing in the entire world is witnessing people try new things. almost teared up at this bc i love it so much

[crowboy-bebop]

oh my fucking god

[inthefallofasparrow]

Schrödinger's Tortoise

[inthefallofasparrow]

[buniix3]

Got some Grade A Senshi propaganda right he- OH GOD OH NO

Senshi... I'm so sorry oh my god I dont know what happened or where that water bucket came from jesus christ all mighty

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[byjove]

idioms are always funnier in languages you do not understand, especially when a native speaker is struggling to explain and actively digesting how ridiculous it is in real time

[georgeismyprincess]

me when my partner tries to explain what suskikusen (I don’t know the spelling that’s the phonetics of it) is in Finnish and why the blazing heck they names our cat it.

[georgeismyprincess]

for references, they named our cat “ski into a pine tree” or “ski straight into a tall tree” depending on who you ask. It’s a “get lost” in Finnish. very useful saying

…when we’re not naming a cat

[byjove]

That is such a Finnish way to say fuck off and a hilarious name for a cat. Paints a vivid picture of the cat’s personality.

[memewhore]

[kineticallyanywhere]

[boymounter]

my dad bought a cnc and is going wild

[boymounter]