[aiwa-sensei]

The lighthouse, the kraken, and the anchor.

[bertie-renard]

(Final Pam voice) how’d your vibe check go, the Smiths? Pretty good it doesn’t seem

[unclefather]

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we suck the cum out of peoples dicks like a gogurt. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

[fluffmaster5000]

we suck the what out of what like what now

[gayvampiretown]

One day Edward gets a call from Jacob and he’s like “DUDE TURN ON GHOST ADVENTURES RIGHT NOW THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT YOU” and they’re in an old “haunted” Chicago hospital and Zak Bagans says “one of the victims of the Spanish influenza was a seventeen year old boy named Edward who disappeared with no trace one day. Will we come into contact with his spirit tonight?” And Edward of course has to sit down and watch the whole thing and every time they hear anything they’re like “EDWARD? IS THAT YOU?” And Edward just yells at the screen “YEAH, MAYBE”

The family eventually gets a whiteboard to keep track of how many times they’ve each been featured on a ghost hunting show. Alice is in the lead.

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

The Twilight Renaissance is not what I expected in 2019 but you know what? Fine.

[fieryartemispublications]

You know the amount of shit that people come up with on this site about Twilight just makes me realize how robbed we were of its potential.

Think of it. Instead of Bella and Edward’s shitty romance, we could’ve had a story about the new girl in town realizing that her new neighbors being vampires is the least weird thing about them.

[akawaru]

If u haven’t cried in a math class you’re not allowed to follow me. Mathematical illiterates on this blog ONLY

[dvandom]

You don’t need to be mathematically illiterate to cry in math class.  You just keep taking higher and higher math until you cry.

[pigeondyke]

[divinegiftofarticulatespeech]

I think issue #8 of Jughead is my favorite so far for a variety of reasons but the most memorable is probably this -

Oof, right in the asexual feels.

[a-place-to-be-panace]

Okay, but this is EXACTLY what it’s like when you say something a little “too ace” and people don’t understand. They say something seemingly harmless, and I feel like a freak.

[estradiol]

this: has clearly gay vibes

u demons: dare i say ,,, asexual?

[exclusionisteevee]

this is most certainly gay activity op

[theghostinthemoon]

Honey isn’t Jughead canonically asexual tho

[justonepurpose]

Yeppppp 

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[pocketss]

we love a recovery

[perlcub]

This doesn’t just strike a chord with me, it’s the whole gosh darn song.

[egberts]

orochimaru's computer cursor is shaped like a kunai and i am absolutely dying over it, it looks exactly like the cursor i put on my computer when i was 13

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

if i was 13 again and heard the phrase “orochimaru’s computer” i wouldn’t even react i’d just turn to dust as if i’d been snapped.

[thotketraccoon]

[typette-deactivated20150825]

[thotketraccoon]

HOLY SHIT OH YM GOD OH MY OG DFLSKDFJASSLDFKJDFSA

[queen0fm0nsterz]

CURSED

[fluidpuck]

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

[justanotherboringsstuff-deactiv]

Fuck you

[pibt-tm]

I mean…

[nyanbinyuri]

[forever-21-official]

[blackwoolncrown]

It’s funny that we use skeletons as symbols of core human anatomy when our bones are just the scaffolding for something else.

[blackwoolncrown]

behold

a human without its suit or fuel system

[womenintheirwebs-archived]

autonomous spagetts

[sizvideos]

Woman Surprise Her Girlfriend With The News She Will Be Her Kidney Donor - Watch the full video

[possessedcreampuff]

OH MY GOD THIS IS LOVE

[haphazardhappenstance-deactivat]

Update:

[tumblagay]

AHHHHHHHHHH YASSSSSS

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

UPDATE:

Everyone who loves this post as much as I do will be very happy to know these two amazing girls are still doing good and just celebrated their two year anniversary back in September. :3

Here’s a pic from Alana’s instagram.

CUTE~~~<3

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

A Second Much Needed Reblog Update:

This is a message from Alana to all those who love her story.

I am SO watching this. :D

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

TRAILERRRRR~~~

https://www.fuse.tv/bean

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I can’t wait to watch this! <3

[hazel2468]

I am in tears holy SHIT this is so sweet and good and cute and it is so nice to see this on my feed cuz everything has been kinda shitty but this… This is sweet. 

[maryblackwood]

They dressed up as Kelly and Yorkie from san junipero, my heart

[hurdingsheep]

God this sounds like satire but it’s CNBC

[jaradraws]

“you’re one of the bravest people i’ve ever met”

other places you can find me:

insta: instagram.com/jaradraws

twitter: twitter.com/jaradraws

ko-fi: ko-fi.com/jaradraws

inprnt: inprnt.com/gallery/jara257

[burningmine-deactivated20230217]

When people tell me, “Trust your gut! Follow your intuition!” Like, bitch, I have anxiety. My “gut” is usually telling me that everyone hates me and that I’m going to die. I can’t trust what that motherfucker tells me.