[natasharomanovf]

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)

[best-blurst-of-times]

[ironbite4]

Teachers have tried this and are amazed when their classes don’t go feral like in the book.  It’s almost as if the book was supposed to be satire and not a treaty on the nature of humanity.

[thedarkbutbeige]

[spaceshipoftheseus]

there’s a timeskip

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

after losing control of the signal fire there’s a FUCKING TIMESKIP and when the next chapter starts everyone’s hair is several inches longer and their clothes have rotted to shreds and they’re still just kind of chilling!!!!

IT TAKES THE TERRIBLE IMPERIALISM MIND-POISONED EXCESSIVELY BRITISH BOYS IN THE ACTUAL BOOK SEVERAL MONTHS TO COMMIT A SINGLE ACT OF INTENTIONAL VIOLENCE, EVEN THE ONE (1) CHILD WRITTEN AS AN ACTUAL SOCIOPATH

AND then when they DO turn on each other it is because

THERE’S AN UNSPECIFIED WORLD WAR HAPPENING

AND A PILOT’S CORPSE CRASH LANDS ON THE ISLAND POST-DOGFIGHT AND THE CHILDREN MISTAKE THE PARACHUTE FOR A MONSTER AND SPIRAL INTO PARANOIA

BECAUSE CHILDREN INHERIT THE LEGACY AND TRAUMA OF VIOLENCE FROM THE ADULTS WAGING WAR AROUND THEM

HURR DURR IN THE REAL WORLD IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN LIKE IN LORD OF THE FLIES -

IT DIDN’T HAPPEN THAT WAY IN LORD OF THE FLIES EITHER YOU JUST HAVEN’T READ IT SINCE HIGH SCHOOL IF EVER AND DON’T REMEMBER WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN THE GODDAMN BOOK

[randomslasher]

[mayfriend-archive]

#tbf the dude wrote it to be a dick

yes. yes he did. i’m also gonna direct you to the real life ‘lord of the flies’ which occured in the 1960s, when six tongan schoolboys got stranded on a desert island for over a year before being rescued by an australian fisherman (who, it should be noted, later took on all six as crewmembers because the reason they were out in the first place was because they wanted to see the world, and named his ship the Ata after the island they were stranded on). nobody died. the only injuries that occurred were accidental, and when one of the boys broke his leg falling down a cliff, the others braced it and looked after him so well that it healed perfectly. if they argued, then they would literally go to opposite sides of the island until they’d cooled off. after leaving the island, they remained friends for the rest of their lives. here’s a photo of them as adults, with their rescuer (who is third from the left) and other members of his crew.

i read about this in rutger bregman’s human kind, a book i cannot recommend highly enough, but if you don’t want to go and read a whole book about the inherent goodness of humanity (which again, you really should) then the relevant excerpt can be found here.

[mayfriend-archive]

[funnytwittertweets]

[fall-out-boy]

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[emoheritageposts]

on this day, 13 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[divineandmajesticinone]

SHADOW AND BONE (2021-) | “The Heart is an Arrow” (1x06)

“Oh, I see. I’m the wicked Grisha seductress. I beguile poor, innocent men with my Grisha wiles.

[fredy-carter]

They’ll both want our heads once we show up without the Sun Summoner.

Shadow and Bone 1.08: No Mourners

[lesbianshepard]

i know people are calling picrews cringe and all but i can not hate the simple joy of making and dressing up a little cartoon person and then looking at it and going “it’s me! :D”

[lesbianshepard]

i also will fault nobody for making one their profile picture i will not deny anyone the joy of making a cartoon person, saying “it’s me! :D” and then showing it to other people.

[grawly]

NEW TUMLER VIRUS

this shark is hungry. dangerous.

ｔｈｉｓ  ｓｈａｒｋ  ｗａｎｔｓ  ｔｏ  ｅａｔ  ｙｏｕｒ  ｂｌｏｇ．

if u dont reblog this cyber shark you’re blog will be delieted DONT RISK IT

[grawly]

youve angered it

[hhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhksl]

this show broke my brain and now it’s your turn

[feels-by-the-foot]

I honestly don’t care how many times I reblog it

peepo makes me lose my fucking shit

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious

[lightblindingme]

Frank’s idea of fixing things

[crybourg]

me trying to comfort my friends

[pirene314-deactivated20230825]

I just wanted to draw my favourite Aizawa panel…

(I can’t wait to see this in the anime!!!) 

[edwardelricsleatherpants]

I love the fact that the strongest person in the MCU is a mentally unstable 32 year old who makes self insert Sitcom AU FanFiction about her robot husband

[seedaylight]

bellarke + ts → ‘tis the damn season

And I wonder about the only soul Who can tell which smiles I’m fakin’

[ttoya]

[chronoarchive-blog]

me playing stealth missions in games:

[robpilled]

alien comic

[montereybayaquarium]

[nunyabizni]

I like how one of the most prestigious and respected marine institutions on the planet posted this with zero context.