Welcome To The Inner Workings of My Mind

"Let's make like a lobster & get the shell out of here."

[nyomblr]

[ymutate]

JETTE STOLTZ

[gold-lady]

[im-leslie-knope]

[starvationxa]

some of u bitches r trying your hardest to stay positive and hopeful despite all the bullshit you’ve been going thru and it really shows and i’m proud of u

[into--themystic]

2019

The year of “fuck people who make loving you feel like a chore”

[ghostlywriterr]

[as-warm-as-choco]

[zsnes]

fat boys fat boys… what you gonna do what you gonna do when they crawl on you…..

[animusrox]

[earth]

Hiking in the mountains of Italy. @

[greelin]

make no mistake i love the ocean with my whole heart but deep water terrifies me so much.. what’s goin on down there? nothing i want to be a part of

[zagenta]

Honestly shoutout to The Social Network for giving us the line “you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole” because if that doesn’t epitomize women’s feelings for entitled male nerds I don’t know what does

[into--themystic]

Y’all, i’m so tired of being not needed

[realizes]

[gaws]

[lifeismufkinweird]

people dont notice the things we do for them until we stop doing them

[greedyraptor]

don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake