all fired up, i feel alive.

Laura, 23, Canadian. I don't know what I am doing with my life.

[seokjinlesbian]

“you’re a bitch”

[aschenink]

me: *trying to separate the twelve Olympians into twelve distinct themes*

the ancient Greeks: so Ares is the God of War, but Athena… get this… is the Goddess of Strategic War

[aschenink]

[oatmilksgf]

some of u didn’t watch 8 straight hours of 1d and it shows

[the1dlads]

dream memory sparked + realization + confusion  

= the most hilarious series of harry styles faces ever

[incorrectthesongofachillesquotes]

Odysseus, reading a fortune cookie: if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same

Achilles, with a mouth full of takeout: kill two

[darjeelingandcoke-deactivated20]

An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.

“Euripides?” says the tailor.

“Yeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.

[thiswillonlyhurtalittle]

This is so awful. It must go on to infect others.

[iwanttowriteyouafic]

Remember when Midnight Memories leaked and ot5 had to spend 7+ hours on a livestream pretending no one had heard it yet

[thoodleoo]

do y’all ever wonder if the greeks made up dionysus as an excuse to get absolutely fucking wasted

[thoodleoo]

some ancient greek dude: dude elektra you got so blasted this weekend that you nearly tore some guy limb from limb and passed out naked in the woods

elektra, about to invent the mystery cult of dionysus and also maenads: oh, haven’t you heard?

[susiephone]

every oracle in greek tragedies like

[rulingthumb]

Simon Roberts - Pierdom  

[soyjoys-deactivated20171009]

this is where harry died

[yourpinkpill]

[otradirectory]

[foolforyou-deactivated20240805]

I CANT BELIEVE THIS

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

*gets hit with feelings i thought i was over with* mmm i see that we’re recycling now

[i-phones-deactivated20230702]

Me, at the club: Can you play TT by twice

[illogical-vulcan-deactivated201]

millennial dreams: to have enough money for a 1 bedroom apartment, bills, and groceries. 

[skincareroutine]

my doctor: you’re not watching enough vine compilations

[lenarr-blog1]

Don’t touch Zacs music