gourmet fucking fruit gels, bro

isobel // 24 // she/they // pākehā sharpest lives no. 1 fan forever and ever amen

[mon3trs]

a sports bra is lingerie to the educated mind

[lavenderlemniscate]

feels like im always recovering. when do i get to live

[lavenderlemniscate]

"it's okay to rest for as long as you need from burnout" how long is it actually going to take though. there's stuff i wanna do.

[mcrbois]

dagger

[lesbianjarjarbinks]

yeah...

[unkillobel]

had a dream i met anthony green and he asked to film a story for my instagram (?) so i recorded him looking dead into the camera and saying “i am NOT a tory” (???)

[greelin]

not a day goes by that i don’t think of this

[partimeloverfulltimefiend]

some people rlly can’t wrap their heads around the concept of chronic illness like. “you’re sick? but weren’t you just sick a few days ago?” yeah that’s the whole point. ITS CHRONIC

[dulcevenganzaa]

OR YOU CAN WRITE IT ON YOUR ARM

[unkillobel]

trying to finish painting a shirt i started in december for a gig im going to tomorrow. but its not going well so i have to take a nap

[unkillobel]

it’s been a loooong fucking week…. *takes a drag of a cigarette* pass me the ants on a log in a strawberry bowl

[unkillobel]

five government bills to submit against (and one to submit in favour of) in the next few weeks. need to get rid of my Actual workload so i can lock into writing my submissions at work. i always go in like i’ll just make some concise and meaningful comments and then whoops it’s at least 1000 words long

[unkillobel]

@ mutuals in aotearoa here’s a really good resource on the bills at committee soon and information on their impacts + basic template for submission (normal length, not my needlessly verbose rants)

A Submissions Guide For The Chaos Coalition's Horrific Legislative Blitzkrieg

Unfortunately, because of this government's ongoing commitment to attacking Aotearoa's most vulnerable people, we all have to spend our Mond

[unkillobel]

five government bills to submit against (and one to submit in favour of) in the next few weeks. need to get rid of my Actual workload so i can lock into writing my submissions at work. i always go in like i’ll just make some concise and meaningful comments and then whoops it’s at least 1000 words long

[crabussy]

hi trans kiwis and friends. if you haven't seen the news, they're trying to pass a frankly insidious bill in aotearoa to define the terms 'man' and 'woman' based on biological sex. this unsurprisingly reflects a lot of similar cruel efforts happening overseas at the moment. IT HASN'T PASSED YET, but I figured I should speak up about it because this is happening as we speak.

(screenshot from the linked RNZ article)

it seems very fucking bleak!!!! please don't lose hope! it hasn't passed yet and a lot of the shoddy bills suggested by the coalition have been shot down already. it's still worth knowing about. you don't have to share this post if you don't want to. I just know that a lot of my followers are kiwi. if there are any updates as to what we can do to push back against this, I'll make a relevant addition. kia kaha, okay? love you all.

[crabussy]

UPDATE: you can now very quickly and very easily submit a comment on the bill! these will be counted and considered in parliament.

it took me less than three minutes, and that's only because I wrote a whole paragraphs on why this is a stupid idea. all you really need to put is "don't pass this bill" if you want. it'll only take 30 seconds.

if you're able to and you want to, please consider reblogging! the more reach this gets, the better. thank you all so much [:

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

[assaultmystic-archive]

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties

[unkillobel]

You Will Feel Better If you go And ride your Bike In The Sun. it is only 10km and flat. You Do Not have to Go Hundies. And You Can Have Guilt Free Gaming Spree afterwards.

[unkillobel]

ok it turns out what i had planned was 20km but i did about 10km and then went and bought embroidery thread that i have been forgetting to buy for a full week. so i feel slightly acccomplished and also slightly more exhausted

[unkillobel]

You Will Feel Better If you go And ride your Bike In The Sun. it is only 10km and flat. You Do Not have to Go Hundies. And You Can Have Guilt Free Gaming Spree afterwards.

[leeeen-90]

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

[romancebullets]

#notthatbug