You have to step on something getting out of the shower. The floor is not okay. Rug? No. If it’s been on the floor for more than 4 days it becomes the floor an no longer can be touched. Dirty clothes are safe to step on
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You have to step on something getting out of the shower. The floor is not okay. Rug? No. If it’s been on the floor for more than 4 days it becomes the floor an no longer can be touched. Dirty clothes are safe to step on
Doors have buttons
My house was named Buddy
This show was the funniest fucking thing
This was funnier in my head.
If this was funnier in your head I have no idea how you’re still alive because I’m fucking dying.
The cartoon network cancelled a cinematic masterpiece, only for it to come back stronger and with more vine-worthy content
Batman: *lists the people who have left santa prisca without facing Bane*
Bane:
acting cool but checking out the booty like
A frying jan for your jeggs and your jacon
This is the meme I have been waiting for… the jeme.
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i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge
A big mood
I’m the way she pronounces Kim
That is the face of a rebel who was called into the Human Resources office and had the following conversation...
HR: "We need you to take down or cover up the photo of Nicolas Cage hanging above your desk."
Rebel: "Why?"
HR: "Your coworkers have been complaining that it's distracting and makes them uncomfortable."
Rebel: "What do you expect me to cover it up with?"
HR: "Whatever you want. Doesn't matter. Just cover it up."
Rebel: "FINE."
here i thought she wanted to remove it only to find another pic under it
Also a valid interpretation
Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew
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This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire goddamn life
“Hello and welcome to my Tumblr. Here you probably won’t find any basic info about me like my name or what I usually like to do, but you absolutely will find all my deepest darkest secrets and emotions along with my body measurements”
the wise man at the nudist beach, when discovered by an acquaintance, covers not his dick but his face
i feel like diogenes fucking ghostwrote that last bit
when i was a child my dog was sent to live on a farm. her name was lucky, and she was a beagle. she was also filled with hate and malice, and a hunger for my tender child flesh, but that was beside the point. i came home from school after having mastered the art of speedskipping (which i maintain is the fastest mode of travel but it can’t be done without mockery so i refrain) to my mum sitting me down and gently explaining that lucky moved to a farm, where she could run, bound, play and hunt hapless children until her devil’s heart was content. i knew at that moment she had died, but i didn’t want to say anything. my mum had a story in place to try and spare me the grief, and i tenderly played along, wanting to maintain it. i brought this up bemusedly, years later, as a teenager. laughing at the simple story only a fool would believe, covering for my dog’s death.
it was at this point my mum told me that no, lucky actually went to live on a farm. my aunt’s farm, in england. she lived for another twelve years.
there are pictures.
sPEEDSKIPPING IS THE FASTEST FORM OF TRAVEL
She ate children until she was granted entrance to her rightful kingdom
Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry
Like idk how to tell you this but н isnt h and и isnt n
It’s true and you should say it.
Я isnt R
Р isnt P
В isnt B
If you want to explain, what does it mean then? 0.0
н makes n sound,и makes ee sound, я makes ya sound, р makes r sound, в makes v sound
you mean, like, ня?
oh no. It can be made with Cyrillic now
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE EXPLAINED
OH. GOD.