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lochnessbian

vibe check! *kisses the back of your hand oh so delicately*

intothewilderwood

@lifeoflizardatuni

@soletschill

I'm die and Roman killed me with these tags

lifeoflizardatuni

If you charge for your reaction I'll start charging every time you find one funny

lifeoflizardatuni

Nooooooooooooooooo

intothewilderwood

Outcomes are not always the same as the intent in which you chose to act.

lifeoflizardatuni

Mean

#{That is one thing that has been said about me}#{however}#{I do enjoy your antics}

lifeoflizardatuni

I'm die and Roman killed me with these tags

lifeoflizardatuni

If you charge for your reaction I'll start charging every time you find one funny

lifeoflizardatuni

Nooooooooooooooooo

intothewilderwood

Outcomes are not always the same as the intent in which you chose to act.

lifeoflizardatuni

I'm die and Roman killed me with these tags

lifeoflizardatuni

If you charge for your reaction I'll start charging every time you find one funny

lifeoflizardatuni

#{Fair enough.}#{I will cease mentions of amusement in response to your posts}

lifeoflizardatuni

I'm die and Roman killed me with these tags

lifeoflizardatuni

If you charge for your reaction I'll start charging every time you find one funny

#{who says I find them funny?}#{bizzare perhaps}

lifeoflizardatuni

I'm die and Roman killed me with these tags

#{If it is a goldmine perhaps I should charge}#[malachite]

valtsv

as long as i strike terror into the hearts of my enemies what does it matter what my "gender" is

valtsv

i don't identify as "male" or "female" i identify as a threat

#{amusing}

flagellant

i understand the inherent sexiness of putting yourself into mortal danger but please stop prancing into faerie rings and offering your true name to any passing pixie who happens to be there in hopes of escaping the cruel grip of capitalism

flagellant

i'm not even saying you don't have to continue trying to get a supernatural summer court sugar daddy i'm just saying be smarter about it and recognize that your average sprite is no more able or willing to harbor a human name-slave any more than jeffrey whose shift you dont want to cover in 2 hours can

normal-horoscopes

THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT IF THE SUMMER COURT OWNS YOU YOU DONT GET TO CLOCK OUT

#{summer court sugar daddy?}#{are humans truly doing this now?}#{going into faerie circles to speak thier names?}#{I need to get out more if that is the case}

fog-in-the-village

How to befriend the Fae

Plant flowers. Already have flowers? Plant more flowers! You can never have too many flowers!

Make little houses! Make sure there's a small dish of milk and maybe some small sweets! Fae love sweets!

Offer shinies! Lots of shinies! Fae like shinies. Bells, coins, rocks. They'll love the gifts!

Always check to refill their houses with milk and sweets.

Never seek them out ig they choose not to be seen. They will get very angry.

Once they have given you a gift in return, you've done it! They may still not have shown themselves, but you have their trust, and they'll help you when you most need it!

Just don't stop giving gifts or refilling milk and sweets! If they think you've lost interest, they will ask well.

lifeoflizardatuni

Oh shiny rocks, like @intothewilderwood

intothewilderwood

My favorite rock of late may not be the shiniest kind... but I do think it is the best. I only favor the beautiful and wonderous.

lifeoflizardatuni

intothewilderwood

...I was not expecting that. I love you too.

#[malachite]

fog-in-the-village

How to befriend the Fae

Plant flowers. Already have flowers? Plant more flowers! You can never have too many flowers!

Make little houses! Make sure there's a small dish of milk and maybe some small sweets! Fae love sweets!

Offer shinies! Lots of shinies! Fae like shinies. Bells, coins, rocks. They'll love the gifts!

Always check to refill their houses with milk and sweets.

Never seek them out ig they choose not to be seen. They will get very angry.

Once they have given you a gift in return, you've done it! They may still not have shown themselves, but you have their trust, and they'll help you when you most need it!

Just don't stop giving gifts or refilling milk and sweets! If they think you've lost interest, they will ask well.

lifeoflizardatuni

Oh shiny rocks, like @intothewilderwood

intothewilderwood

My favorite rock of late may not be the shiniest kind... but I do think it is the best. I only favor the beautiful and wonderous.

#[malachite]#{lovely}#{Gemstones are the majority of my collection}