archmage of sass @intoxincated - Tumblr Blog

I've pinged red and orange turntechGodhead, but then I stumble upon your unique brand of TG shtick, which is neither the former nor the fanatic tipsyGnostic, so shit's got me wondering, who's presence I'm honoring?

tipsygnostic

so you know roxy

not exactly gonna spill the deets to a total stranger

is what i would say if i gave any fucks at this point

sides you already know about two of me

so why the fuck not

according to the a couple freaky chicks im the oldest dave strider here

go by david

shits respectable an all

who are you

intoxincated

excuse u

its tipsyGnostalgic

id accuse the both of u of bein 2 distracted by my hot bod to kno my handle but dirks got no excuse

ugh

men

#timaeustestiyiffing #turntechyourassiswrecked #p413 pl #pl.dirk #pl.david

sawbro-deactivated20201023

Warm and Fuzzy

sawbro-deactivated20201023

He looked down at her and laughed, covering his mouth with his hand as she had done earlier. He turned his head to the side but couldn’t keep it in. It wasn’t malicious at all, just a way for him to show that what he was seeing was just…humorous. She was fit so snug against him and under his jacket, ravenously eating the rabbit meat while also holding out half of it to him. To him, it was almost adorable.

He took the portion she had given him and ate it, watching as the fire crackled and dimmed a bit. The shadows were becoming larger, darker. He’d defend her though. He’d help her as much as he could. His mind wandered even if a bit to the thought of what the others he had met would be doing at this moment. Kanaya, Terezi, Dirk, Hal, and all of the others on the planet. He knew somewhere they were all huddled down for warmth, but he supposed he was lucky. He wouldn’t have to spend the night alone at least. As he finished eating, he pat his stomach and grinned. The blizzard outside picking up if even a bit. It’ll be a cold night, that much would be sure.

"You can have my jacket tonight, Rox. You should stay warm." He tilted his head and smiled down at her. He felt a sense of a familiarity with this again. It felt almost like Deja Vu, but nothing was really coming to mind on how. He leaned down, feeling compelled by something, and kissed the top of her head. The last time this had happened, Terezi had done it to show a sense of happiness and comfort. Maybe it’ll give Roxy the same kind of feeling.

intoxincated

For a moment, Roxy did nothing. The warmth of the moment had her complacent, half lost in the idea that maybe she wasn't trapped on a tundra-laden planet of death. It took the sound of his words to draw her out of her lofty headspace, and when he spoke, she looked up at him, almost surprised. "Huh?" was her immediate reaction, but it wasn't long before his words registered in her mind. "Whaaat? No, no." She shook her head slightly, frowning. "You gotta stay warm too! You're human now. I'd hate myself if I let you freeze your ass off while I was all snuggled up warm 'n cozy in your jacket." There was a pause and she chewed on her lower lip, trying to puzzle out a solution in her mind. It didn't take long, maybe a few seconds at most, and a smile crossed her lips as her eyes lit up with the brightness of an idea. Leaning further into him, Roxy let both of her arms slide around his waist. "We could always just sleep next to each other. I mean, it's a fuckin' ice age out there. Gotta huddle for warmth, yanno? It wouldn't be weird." She hadn't exactly meant for that last sentence to get out; it was more of a thought than a statement, but she shrugged it off. Leaning up, she realized too late that there was no way for her to mimic his action with the height difference. Instead, she settled for kissing him on the cheek. Even so, she missed and ended up kissing the corner of his mouth, but when she pulled away, she had a wide grin on her face and it didn't seem to have bothered her any.

#sawbro #warm and fuzzy

intoxincated

movin' on

burningshackles-blog

Kasmin paused from his work, looking up at the other, confusion clear on his face. “Wh-whats a mary-oh curt?” A smile touched his lips as he realized just how badly he fucked that up. He was still curious on what a Mario Kart was and if it was an enjoyable family bonding game that everyone liked to play together just like Troll Monopoly. That game is great. Well she did say it was supposed to bring them all together so maybe he was right.

Ears falling back at the sadness in the others voice as she spoke about the game they had played. His chest hurt a bit thinking of what they must have gone through. About to say something he was greeted by her bright eyes and smile. Without able to contain it he smiled himself and nodded, “The best company other than my matesprit.”

He wanted to hug her, to hold her and try his best to comfort the human; it hurt him to see her force her feelings down and do this to herself. Shaking his head to himself, he let out a breath and went back to skinning the animal in his hands.

"Listen, Roxy. I know you dont remember me, you probably never will remember what happened back then, and I dont blame you for that at all, you probably felt the same way with me. I just want you to know that I wont ever forget what we had and I still love you in the palest way possible and it sucks because of whats happening-" He gripped the knife harder as his hands stilled and he shook his head, no, this wasnt about him. "Just please, dont worry about not having someone to talk to… Ill always be here. No matter what kind of bulgebiting shit that happens out there." The troll lifted his hand to point outside where it was getting dark.

intoxincated

Roxy couldn't help but laugh at his butchered pronunciation of Mario Kart, but really, it just made him that much more endearing. "It's a video game! Like Tetris or Pong, except you play with your friends. It's all about racing to the finish line." Whether or not that was a sufficient explanation, Roxy had no idea, but it seemed like the conversation was moving forward and she wouldn't have to try to explain the logistics of video games and how they worked to him. Biting her lip, she chewed on it a little as she listened to the speech he launched into. It was all pretty heavy, not exactly the kind of conversation she enjoyed having, but it looked like there was no way out of it. Taking a deep breath, she sorted her thoughts. His hurt was plain to see, and for a moment, all she wanted to do was hug him and tell him it would all be fine. What she did instead was nod. "Yeah -- thanks..." What? No, that isn't at all what she wanted to say. The words she wanted were just not coming, "I mean..." She took another deep breath, shaking her head slightly. "Just seems like you care a whole lot about me, and I don't wanna mess it up. I wanna live up to...myself, I guess."

#burningshackles #movin on

intoxincated

the neden game

bardofmotherfuck-archive

Gamzee looked over her face as she took in the info, nodding along whenever she made a remark about things. But thankfully she didn’t go making this a sob story, man that would have been a motherfucking drag. He was- pretty much used to this by now, and didn’t really feel much like putting on false shows of pity or remorse. This sister didn’t seem like she’d dig shit like that anyway. So he smiled back to her once she actually changed the topic.

“Aw man, I know there are hot springs and shit ‘round here somewhere, my lil’ barkbabe showed me how to uh- make charcoal. You can draw with that shit.” Actually- speaking of hypothermia… “Say, why don’t we get out gander workin’ here, look for a place to crash?”

intoxincated

If nothing else, this guy seemed to be pretty okay with how life was on this planet. Much more okay than the last drama queen she'd talked to, anyway. It was, quite honestly, a relief to know that it not everyone here was down in the dumps all the time. At least some people could push through this admittedly horrible situation with something resembling sanity. Tilting her head, Roxy snorted slightly at the mention of hot springs. What an odd thing to think of existing around here. "Hot springs, huh? Weird. You'd think there'd be some kinda rule against that. No fun allowed." She grinned and looked around, though she was't sure what she was looking for. "A place to crash sounds good though. Better'n freezin' our asses off out here."

#bardofmotherfuck #the neden game

intoxincated

always & never

caligulasoverseer

A small sigh of contentment came from him when she said it was sweet of him to do such a thing. “I try.” He said as he watched her and Calmasis get reacquainted. When she had asked about the corpse, a small frown crossed his lips before looking over to the corpse. The tone she was giving spooked him enough, but the fact he still had it in the cave made it worse.

He paused and considered the option of letting her assist him and then looked over to her. He didn’t quite catch the wink but he surely caught what she spoke of. “Right, we uh…actually. I was thinking I could uh…give her a proper burial. You know? She deserves more than just…lying dead in a cave. And…you can come if you want. I’m not gonna force you.”

intoxincated

Roxy's lips curved up into a smile as she looked up from Calmasis, her gaze landing on Eridan. Did she want to go help this guy bury his dead girlfriend? No, it wasn't exactly on her bucket list, but as far as she was concerned, it was the right thing to do. At the very least, it might provide him with some closure and prevent him from keeping her holed up in this cave, too. "No forcing required," she answered. "You shouldn't have to do this without a friend there to help you." That settled it, she supposed. Long nights awake writing her silly wizard fanfiction all came back to her. On nights like those, she'd wished she could be like her characters, be like Beatrix, and have adventures. Now that she knew what kind of adventure she was prone to, she found herself wishing it would just stop. She missed just sitting there and pretending about it, not actually doing it. She heaved a sigh, pulling herself to her feet and offering her hand to Eridan. No words seemed appropriate, so instead she just smiled in what she hoped was an encouraging way.

#caligulasoverseer #always and never

sawbro-deactivated20201023

Warm and Fuzzy

sawbro-deactivated20201023

Her laughing didn’t hit him as malicious, only that this was her way of showing she was having a good time, He’d been around her enough, even in the past to know this would have been the case. As she got closer and said she was cold, leaning against him, he opened his huge jacket and wrapped her in it, holding her close to him. A hand reached out and took what food he had been cooking off the fire, handing her the spit of the rabbit meat. "It’s alright. You can stay here as long as you want. I’ll keep you safe." He gave her a grin, letting her be warmed by his body heat and coat. His heart, he was sure could he heard throughout the cave as it thudded in his chest, but you know. At this point, it didn’t even matter too much how he felt, he heard the voice in his head again: "Keep her safe."

intoxincated

Admittedly, it came as a slight surprise when he pulled her into his jacket, but hey, she wasn't complaining. As surprises went lately, this one was fairly pleasant, and she responded to it by snuggling into him. Her body fit against his like a puzzle piece and almost immediately, warmth began to spread through her body. By the time she had food in her hand, she wasn't shivering anymore, though she certainly wasn't about to move away. Sawtooth was big and surprisingly cuddly, and to move would be to sacrifice comfort. Fiddling with the rabbit meat, she roughly estimated how much she was gonna eat, and pulled it off the spit. The rest, which ended up being approximately half, she offered to Sawtooth, looking up to him. She might've said something, but she was already shoving food into her mouth. Attractive? No, but she was starving, and besides, she had a feeling like it wouldn't bother him one bit. He seemed... well, nicer than that.

#sawbro #warm and fuzzy

androidkaworumakesmegodokid-blog

Baby Steps the Tango

I am an idiot.

This was a rare thought for Hal to have. Usually, one of the countless things he was certain of was his own intellectual capacity. He had been, after all, a machine compounded of pure unadulterated logic.

However when he found himself eating snow for the sixth time in a row, it was difficult to come to any other conclusion.

Fuck. This. Bull. Shit.

Absently he wondered if any of his fellow walking experiments of transhumanism had this amount of difficulty taking three fucking steps without wiping out. He doubted it, as at least squarewave and sawtooth had some sort of physical form to begin with. Hal had been fucking glasses. No one ever bothered to teach him how to walk because there had never been any need. He had always just been along for the ride.

Needless to say, the snow packed up to his shins didn’t make for an ideal nursery. His teeth chattered as he checked his wrist computer for the upteenth time. He couldn’t feel his hands—no gloves and he couldn’t tuck them into his pockets, he needed them for balance.

Blinking past the snow stuck to his lashes, he peered up to the cave a few strides (ha) away. This appeared to be it. Motherfucking bingo, finally he could end this farce and crashland with some good ass company while he thaws.

Well, somewhat good-ass company.

"it was your brother? i think thats what he called him

or at least sawtooth i think it was”

His heart nestled itself in the base of his throat. What he was fee--processing, was beyond him. With the snow and cold and legs that didn’t goddamn work, things were too jumbled. Too numb. There was nothing else to do than ride it out and see what happens.

And then there was Roxy.

He did his best to kick that to curb when he approached loveshack.wpt. He only fell twice, progress, before finally slouching against the mouth of the cave. With a faux knock against the stone (ow, his frostbitten knuckles) he called out. “Somebody order a striderbot, latest model?”

intoxincated

Roxy had been somewhat distracted, fiddling around with her wrist computer and considering sending a message to Dirk for the zillionth time that day when she heard the voice. It was familiar to a degree, but also completely new, and looking up, she had no idea what she should expect to see. When she saw it -- him -- she still wasn't sure just what it was that she was looking at. For a moment, she thought it was Dirk, but that didn't quite match up with the content of the short sentence he'd spoken. A fraction of a second after the confusion struck, it hit her, and she was on her feet and on her way to him. "AR?" she asked out loud, looking him over. There was a brief moment of silence as she tried to take in just what she was seeing, memorize his face and attach it to his name -- oh, right. His name. "Guess I should call you Hal, huh? 'AR' ain't exactly a human name, and I you're one of us now. Forever doomed to lumber around in one of our inefficient hunks of flesh." She shot him a wink at that, but the smile that came with it was short-lived. With a quick gesture toward the fire she stepped aside, entirely unaware of the state his legs were in. "You gotta be freezing," she commented, noting the snow that covered him. "What happened? Get pelted with snowballs or somethin'?" The last question came with a snort of laughter, as if that were the worst thing that could happen out here. "Don't worry about it. There's a fire and people who care about you, not to mention food. Well, at least one person who cares about you. Dunno where Sawtooth went, but I'm sure he'll be back soon. Til then it's just me 'n you." Her smile was bright and more than welcoming, as it always was, but somewhere deep down she was...nervous? Is that what this was? Sure, she was glad to see him, glad that he had a body to call his own, and even more glad that he was here. Still, it felt a little strange, having him here, face to face, up close and personal. Their conversations over Pesterchum had always come so easy, so carefree. She could only hope the same would be true now, when there was corporeality involved.

#androidkaworumakesmegodokidoki #baby steps the tango

intoxincated

the neden game

bardofmotherfuck-archive

Gamzee nodded, altogether not caring once he had the go-ahead. Phew, didn’t have to be careful now. “Well, ya see sis, this shit’s all kinds of nebulous. I ain’t even got my own motherfuckin’ understandin’ on to just what’s goin on here, but.” A moment as he thought about it, looking over her firm stance. Seemed so fiery- how could she just go ‘n die like that? He shook his head, snapping out of it.

“They take us, and like, put us here. And run experiments, all kinds of nastiness. One thing I do know is, once you die, hey pring ya right the fuck back. But not *you* you, naw, more like… A copy.” He said, thinking back on the dreambubbles and all their wonder. “You happen to be one of them copies, y’dig?”

intoxincated

Parts of his explanation were things that Roxy had already guessed, and she nodded along accordingly. Still, there was new information to be had. "Experiments?" she parroted back to him, her lips twisting into a questioning expression. "I'm guessin' not the fun kinda experiments either, huh?" A sigh escaped her, the true weight of the situation she'd found herself in finally coming down on her shoulders. Giving it a few seconds to sink in, Roxy fell silent, chewing her lip and mulling things over. "But I guess it is what it is." Another sigh, this one lighter and accompanied with a shrug. "May as well deal with it and chillax in good company, right?" Shooting him a grin and a wink, she seemed to lighten up easily enough. "Speakin' a-which, what's there to do around here other than catch hypothermia?"

#bardofmotherfuck #the neden game

intoxincated

your story is a really fascinating one since ive arrived on this planet i must say i didnt expect it to go down like that! guess your usefulness must have passed since you died in the most peculiar way compared to others though im sure you probably really happy to be alive again! i would like to gather your corpse though if you know where it is i didnt get that far with talking and its almost sad

uhh

wtf???

sry 2 break it to u but i dont have much of a story chica

i just got here

as far as my corpse

how did u kno about that???

eri had it but we buried it so i guess ur s.o.l on the corpse havin front

temporal-maid-of-shenanigan-blog

its loneliness in a rather bitter sense!

you were left out in the cold as the temperature kept dropping

your matesprite, or maybe ex? im very confused on the details of that but i guess you two werent getting along or something

it ended with your corpse frozen solid

and im sure it wasnt very fun having no one find you or help you out in that time

but it must have been fascinating to slowly freeze to death

your heart stopping and your hair slowly becoming brittle

i bet if no one found that body quite so soon youd have been brittle enough to break into pieces

i wonder if i could have grabbed your arm hard enough if itd shatter

intoxincated

oh snap

goth troll askin the real q's

still tho thats a p sad story :(

even more feelsy since its about me ugh

at least im alive and well now so there will be no arm shatterings in my foreseeable future

least i hope not

#temporal maid of shenanigans #p413 pl #pl.aradia

intoxincated

[MASS MEDIA MESSAGE 01]:Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you. It’s called Daisy.

oh man talk about a sight for sore eyes

even if its just words on a screen

then again

when have words on a screen ever not been enough 4 the great and powerful autoresponder??

androidkaworumakesmegodokid-blog

I second the fuck snow sentiment. My feet are iceblocks and the rest of me is going to follow if I don’t do something quick.

Also.

Hell.

Fucking.

Yes.

I am all about efficency and that sounds like the best way to annialate those two birds.

intoxincated

idk about saw but this lil birdy sure aint gonna say no 2 a lil annihilation ;)

pffffhahah

ok even i cant take myself srsly w/ that one

lets just pretend it never happened

but hey theres a fire goin n junk here

plus we got food which is probs a thing u need now

just gimme a sec to figure out how 2 do this

-- tipsyGnostalgic [TG] sent loveshack.wpt --

that oughta do it

dont freeze 2 death on ur way here

as rife w/irony as that would truly be

#androidkaworumakesmegodokidoki #p413 pl #pl.autoresponder

sawbro-deactivated20201023

Warm and Fuzzy

sawbro-deactivated20201023

His face lit up into a blush, his face turning bright red and his breathing hitching a bit as he quickly turned his head, trying to get his composure back. How were people good at this whole thing? How is it even possible to keep your composure when such attractive people say those kinds of things? He inhaled deeply and exhaled, his face still burning as he turned back to face her. He listened to her laugh and couldn’t help but give some laughter of his own. It was contagious to say the least.

"I mean, you are very pretty I—uh—…" He stumbled a bit and just kinda let it die out. He can flow and rap and take down giant drones with his bare hands, but talking to people he finds attractive? He’d rather go back to fighting giant drones. Who knew it was so difficult? Besides, he never really found her so attractive before, but maybe that’s because he was a robot? He didn’t really know the effects of what things like this could be when you can actually feel your heart thudding in your chest. But even then, his eyes watched the fire as it lit the rest of the cave, the shadows dancing in the area, the smile still on his lips. As a robot, he never had to think about what people looked like. If Roxy had a cut, a scrape, anything, even if she told him not to worry he would treat it if he could. But now, looking at her with these emotions, being a human…she really was attractive. Wait, shit, he was looking again. Stop that!

"Are you cold, Roxy?" He asked her, raising his eyebrows, "I mean, it’s kind of going crazy outside and you were just wandering around out there."

intoxincated

To laugh would be rude; of this, Roxy was almost entirely certain. Even if her laughter was simply a reaction to how unbelievably cute this whole thing was, she didn't want it to come across the wrong way. As such, she held it in, one hand coming up to hide the too-obvious grin on her lips as she watched the color flare in her companion's face. "Wow, such a gentleman," she cooed, her eyebrows raising at the compliment, even if he stumbled over it. "Is that an offer to warm me up?" She winked at him, and this time she couldn't really contain the laughter. It, like all laughter that passed her lips, had no roots in malice; she was just having a good time, and this was her way of showing it. Scooting so that she was sitting closer to him, the side of her body just barely touching his, she gave a shiver. "In realness though, I am pretty fuckin' cold. It's a blizzard out there," she admitted, putting her hands out to the fire again. "The fire's helping, though. Plus, you're pretty warm. Just don't go anywhere and I should be peachy." With that, she leaned slightly against him, taking in his body heat as a source of warmth.

#sawbro #warm and fuzzy

turntechgodfeathers

yooo another TG 8) hows it hangin chat handle twin

oh man would you look at that another tg up in this shit

so im not really sure who you are but the handle is kind of familiar i guess from all my sprite omnibullshit

guess im obligated to say sup and how you doin on this fucking planet thats shittier than smuppet rumpus

turntechgodfeathers

i mean who doesnt like a good bare ass

isnt that supposed to be like a universal constant here? somethin about being stark as naked like a fuckin baby

idk why were all just not up to doing that

running around in our bday suits like its the forth of july

hell yea id totally be down for that if it wasnt like subzero out here

at least i can actually be naked now

im not sure how i feel about that fact

spent so long as a fuckin sprite i cant say im used to having anything normalish

a partner in crime works like

lets rob the drop point of all its booze and illegal ongoings

lets get higher than the moon

intoxincated

PFFFFT yes

well strip down 2 nothin but ski masks & assualt the drop point

*assalt

*ass salt

*perfect

theyll never see it comin

#turntechgodfeather #p413 pl #pl.davesprite

intoxincated

always & never

caligulasoverseer

Calmasis, only slightly stirred at this point, looked at Roxy, not quite understanding yet why there was two, but at that point, Eridan couldn’t really fix that or explain it as much as he wish he could. When she heard his name, he noticed an odd smile come across her face, however he couldn’t bring himself to ask why it had appeared. So instead, he just nodded and continued on.

"You and me both." He replied. "I actually had my own name for it, but…she was always the one who got her way, so I decided to give her this one." A small chuckle came from him, small flash backs playing in his mind. After the line of questions, it fell sort of quiet on his end, unsure what else he should say while Calmasis was evaluating what exactly to do at this point.

intoxincated

Tentatively, Roxy reached out a hand to let the cat get a feel for her scent and decide whether or not she was dangerous. Once it was determined that she didn't intend to cause harm, she gave a little smile and rubbed the kitten's head a few times before looking back to Eridan. "That's sweet of you," she said sincerely. There was a pause in conversation during which Roxy occupied herself petting Calmasis, but before long she was looking up at the seadweller again. "So," she said definitively. "Eridan. What're we gonna do about this whole corpse business?" Her tone was stern now, almost matronly levels of serious. "I'll help you with it if you want, but you can't keep doin' this. Especially not if you want me to come back around." She gave a little wink with that. She wasn't sure if she actually intended to come around ever again just yet, but hey, motivation was motivation, right?

#caligulasoverseer #always and never

intoxincated

oh man talk about a sight for sore eyes

even if its just words on a screen

then again

when have words on a screen ever not been enough 4 the great and powerful autoresponder??

androidkaworumakesmegodokid-blog

Sawtooth’s here? Damn, we really do have the whole crew back. Can’t wait to track him down to bust some sick jams like old times.

Also both. Both is good.

So how’s winterapocalypse treating you? Need someone to snuggle up all spaceheater with? Because I can now officially offer my services, given if I can figure out how to use these legs to get to you.

intoxincated

i have 2 words for u on the subject of winter wonderland

fuck

snow

man i always thought snow would be so fuckin cool when i was younger like hot damn i wanna build snowmen and make snow angels and shit

but i was so wrong

SO WRONG

its satans precipitation i tell u

fuckin froze my ass fof for 2 days

*off

which brings us back 2 the topic @ hand

what kinad lady would i be if i turned down the long awaited but highly anticipated ROBO SNUGGLS (TM)

*kinda

and it just so happens that im stayin w/sawtooth so its a 2 birds 1 stone kinda dealy 4 u

#androidkaworumakesmegodokidoki #p413 pl #pl.autoresponder

intoxincated

movin' on

burningshackles-blog

The mutant grimaced and let out a sigh, “Im still sorry you had to deal with that the first thing, had to be rough.” Shaking his head lightly he used his wrist to wipe under his eye, trying to scratch an itch and not get blood on him. “Well at least Eridan is… back to normal as hes gunna get, and, hopefully, you wont have to deal with that again.”

When she continued he glanced up from his task of skinning the animal, and trying to save all its fur. In a flash he remembered Roxy not wanting to talk about where she had come from when they first met, so it must not have been constant. “Game? You were playing a game before this?”

Kasmin forced himself to look down at the animal so that he could execute his task and not fuck up royally. Hed done this a few times but he was with a group of people who knew what they were doing, and that was a long time ago considering.

intoxincated

Roxy nodded slightly, a little sigh of bad memories escaping her at the prospect of having to explain the game to Kasmin. "Yeah, 'n I'm not talkin' Mario Kart, either. This was the real deal. It was gonna bring us all together, yanno? At least, there was a small chance. Even if it didn't work it was worth a shot." She gave a shrug, her eyes gravitating to the fire. "In the end, all it really did was fuck everything up 'n get a buncha people killed," she murmured, not really bothering to fill in the details that went in between. "So yeah, me 'n my friends all got to meet in person, but I'm not sure it was worth it. Now I won't even know if it all worked out 'cause I'm stuck here." There was a long pause, but when she looked back up to him she was smiling. "But hey, at least I'm in good company, right?"

#burningshackles #movin on