INTP

she/her || 21 || Brazil

[intparsec]

Comforting a friend

ENFJ: You are a strong, individual human being. I believe in you, you have survived so many things before in your life *proceeds with inspirational speech*

INFP: It's okay... I'm here for you, okay? Don't worry about it, nothing lasts forever

INTP: Oh no.... Ugh...... *emotional protocol activated* Pat pat........? *systems shutting down*

INTJ: I told you so.

[apartment-mbti]

MBTI Types As Glass

ESFP: wine glasses, all raised in a toast to life

ESFJ: stained glass windows, designed and admired for decades

ESTP: a glass chandelier, drawing everyone’s attention to it

ESTJ: mirrors, as steadying and as truthful as they come

ENFP: liquid glass, mesmerizing and full of possibilities

ENFJ: glass slippers, left over from a fantasy or past life

ENTP: a magnifying glass, ally of the curious mind

ENTJ: glass beads, proudly hanging around someone’s wrist or neck

ISFP: a glass vase, arranged with fresh flowers inside

ISFJ: bedroom windows, out which one can stare and dream for hours

ISTP: glasses, bringing everything into perspective

ISTJ: glass bottles, valued for their contents

INFP: scuffed seaglass, washed ashore after being worn down in the ocean

INFJ: glass sculptures, intricate and pristine

INTP: a telescope, positioned under a starry night sky

INTJ: a fish tank, with its own little world inside

[intparsec]

Person: Am I right?

INTP: I'm almost certain you're not, but to be fair I wasn't listening.

[intp-fluffy-robot]

Project

*two days before the deadline* INTJ: Are you done with the project already? INTP: The question is, have I started?

[intparsec]

Struggles of an INTP #1

Deciding what to believe in because every single possibility must have been the truth at some point in time and space

[intparsec]

INTJ: What are your thoughts on [insert polemic topic here that will probably make you question your own sense of ethics]?

INTP: It depends

[intparsec]

"What's on your mind right now, INTP?"

- Have you ever thought that maybe our universe is just some giant person's cup of tea

- What is the Meaning Of Our Existences™

- Do bees dream

- What if all inanimate objects actually have a consciousness, and they think we're dumb because we can't talk in their ways of communication

- Why do we wear clothes if we're all naked underneath them

- Are you real?

- Am I real?

- Is this wHOLE PLACE REaL

- What is reality anyway

- Words are just weird noises made with out mouths that has no meaning whatsoever

- How would a food chain work without mosquitos

- Thank goodness nobody can hear my thoughts

- Or can they

- Maybe everybody can hear everybody's thoughts, but then everybody just pretend like they can't because the whole thing would be just too awkward

- Seriously though are you a simulation

- PUNS

- I need a masterplan just in case I end up ruling the world. Remember to talk to INTJ about it later

- I want to own an unpopulated island

- I wish I had friends enough to throw a party. Not that I want to throw a party, it would just be nice to know that I could if I wanted to

- Nevermind too many friends means too much work

- I can't wait for the apocalypse

- Clouds are pretty much trapped in a time loop forever

- Is this plataform real

- So there's this Book I'm Reading

- Is this a good time to ask them to take the mbti test

- *random meme song playing on their head*

- So many possibilities. This could be how I die, or how she dies, or how he dies or maybe everybody dies and I'll be serving as witness on court next Saturday morning

- Who invented the question mark

- Endless Theories About The Origin Of Life

- I want to go home

- More puns

[intparsec]

INTP: Are you okay, ENFJ?

ENFJ: *talks for 3 hours straight about relationship issues and asks for logical advice*

ENFJ: And what about you?

INTP: *talks for 3 hours straight about conspiracy theories and how there might be an entire living universe inside a slice of bread*

[relatablepostsmbtiaddict]

MBTI types as things in the sky

ENFJ: The rising sun on a summer morning.

ENFP: A constellation pointed out by friends star gazing.

ENTJ: A jet breaking the sound barrier.

ENTP: A super nova, releasing all of its star power.

ESFJ: A shooting star, holding on to a wish.

ESFP: A meteor shower passing over a summer camping party.

ESTJ: A satellite, precisely orbiting the earth.

ESTP: A distant planet waiting to be explored.

INFJ: The Northern Lights, dancing in the sky.

INFP: The Moon, both its illuminated side and its dark side.

INTJ: A cumulonimbus, majestically brewing from the storm inside.

INTP: A black hole, both mysterious and mesmerizing.

ISFJ: A rainbow after a spring shower.

ISFP: A colorful hot air balloon flying at dawn.

ISTJ: The International Space Station looking over an hurricane on planet earth.

ISTP: A parachute, deploying gracefully and falling freely.

[seeingeverything-deactivated201]

MBTI types when a stranger talks to them

Start a conversation normally, without any problem: ESTP, ESFP, ESFJ, ENFJ, ENFP

The other tries to talk to them and all he/she gets is small comments: ISFJ, ISTJ, ENTP, ESTJ, ENTJ

The other starts to talk no end, and they smile in discomfort, hoping it ends: ISFP, INFP, INFJ, ISTP

Try to ignore the stranger, nodding at most: INTJ, INTP,

[intparsec]

Teacher: *presents group project*

ENFJ: Oh there are so many subjects we can talk about on this one! Let's give them a presentation they will never forget

INTJ: Great... *sighs* Let me organize the topics first, then we divide functions and schedule the proper time to study and debate

INTP: *internally screaming*

INFP: Don't worry INTP, you'll be fine...

INTP: I'm either going to die or going to be murdered

[intparsec]

INTP

Impossible Not To Procrastinate

[intjpuff]

Reblog with your MBTI, favourite subject and hogwarts house

INTJ / Computer Science / Hufflepuff

[intparsec]

INTP / Biology / Slytherin

[intparsec]

INTP: Do you still remember those weird shows we used to watch as kids?

INTJ: Nobody liked the ones I did, you probably never even heard of them

INTP: *gives a list of incredibly educational shows for little kids*

INTJ:

INTJ: You got me

[intparsec]

Idek what I'm doing here

I just felt like having a mbti centered blog and that's pretty much it. Hope I don't leave it to die tho

- INTP