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I observe. I take photos. I jump to conclusions. This blog is an extension of my wordpress blog. jdhager.wordpress.com. All photos are used under a Creative Commons license.

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Brontosaurus In honor of my short story Brontosaurus getting selected for a print anthology, here is a photo of my dog dressed as a dinosaur. Happy Halloween! Read Brontosaurus in Jersey Devil Press.

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Intrinsick Mag

Launching November 1, 2015 – Intrinsick Mag INTRINSICK MAG’s goal is to publish one memorable story per week beginning sometime in November 2015, or whenever we can collect enough quality submissions to ensure our unpredictable standards of quality can be upheld.  Our style is humorous, quirky, unusual, unbecoming, uncomfortable, or, best case scenario, a misguided hybrid of all these. Genre is…

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It's Today Right Now I have new CNF piece featured at Hobart today. Read it HERE. (cigarette by lanier67 | Flickr - Photo Sharing!)

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Payback http://wp.me/s4dNc5-payback Having a parent with Alzheimer's is like having a 73 year old child that refuses to follow directions and chain smokes cigarettes.

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Mångata

My father was so damned specific about where and how he wanted his ashes spread, but it wasn’t just one location. As he wrote in his will: “allow equal measure of my ashes released to the winds, at ten of my most favored spots in the universe.”  This included a list of ten places, most of which he had never even visited himself. I’m not sure why I felt so compelled to complete this ridiculous…

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Tsundoku

Tsundoku http://wp.me/s4dNc5-tsundoku

She had big aspirations in regards to books. There were so many books she wanted to read, but the problem was not enough time to read them. Even if it was her full time job to just read books, like someone decided to give her a generous salary and health insurance and a 401K just to read, there would never be enough time. Even if she never slept or ate, and spent every second of every day…

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Vacilando

It started the moment he learned how to walk. Off he went in whatever direction he happened to be pointing, wearing nothing but diapers and a smile, and sometimes not even the diapers. It made no difference where he was going, just so long as he was going somewhere. Had his parents not started keeping him tethered on a modified leash he surely would have wandered away and ended up kidnapped or…

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Pisan Zapra

It starts with picking just the right one. So many to choose from. Not too green; it shouldn’t be crunchy. Too brown and it’s  mushy and hard to swallow. It’s a texture thing. It’s got to be just right.

Then comes the peeling. Start at the stem and work your way down. No need to rush here. Take your time. Relish this common but extraordinary moment. Sometimes it seems like magic. When you’re done…

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Lost in Translation

For Valentine’s Day this year my wife gave me a book titled Lost In Translation, by Ella Frances Sanders. It is an illustrated book of untranslatable words from around the world. It really is a thought provoking and beautiful book. You can find out more about this book by clicking HERE.

My wife told me that she thought each word could probably be its own story. So I decided to try to write a…

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Where Profanity Comes From

Where Profanity Comes From

My mom taught me a couple new swear words this morning on the way to school. Traffic was bad. I can’t tell you what they were without getting in trouble, but trust me when I say they were both creative and breathtaking.

Sometimes I wonder where those words come from. What happened to her?

That’s the Rule by John, on Flickr

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Never Again

One day the end happened, and then it happened again.

By the time it was over I really needed a drink.

“All roads lead here, and this is where all worlds end” by Graham, on Flickr

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Nano Dino™ Inc.  Check out my new flash fiction on Cease, Cows. Nano Dino™ Inc. by J.D. Hager

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Good Morning

Perfect morning light in the greenhouse. More photos HERE.

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Dino Eggs for Sale Check out my latest published story in the January issue of Jersey Devil Press. Brontosaurus…

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Happy 2015 Boy, 2014 went out like a flaming turd. It smelled real bad and made most of us witnesses feel nauseous.

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The Countdown

  Asteroids by Nicholas Wilson

Scientists had first observed the asteroid months ago, but most people didn’t comprehend the magnitude of the consequences. For the first few months after the discovery people suspected some sort of impossible scientific conspiracy, like the big bang, the Higgs Boson, or global warming. Many researchers and pundits were accused of conspiratorial motivations…

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Refraction refers to the bending of a wave when it changes its medium of transmission. This bending can result in separation, compression, distortion, and differing levels of visibility. It can make small things seem bigger and far off things seem closer. It can delight the senses or confuse the mind. Even though there may be a simple scientific explanation that doesn’t mean it has to make sense.

In fact scientists are now developing simple lenses that are effectively bending light so far as to make objects seem invisible. Yet more proof that we may not always be able to see everything that is in front of us.

get in the van

the pot of gold awaits

the world in a drop

me in a bee

Posted for the DP Weekly Photo Challenge: Refraction

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