In Theory

A pretentious dude from Minnesota who enjoys wearing plaid just a little too much.

[bob-belcher]

[wazngrl]

thank u dad

[jimdoesntcarrey-deactivated2014]

[mintamenapie]

Shout out to all your internet friends who are gone.

Those messenger screen names that haven’t logged on in ages, some before detailed profiles were a thing on those services.

Those emails that are long since abandoned, some with domains that no longer exist.

Those online friends you knew years ago and who then helped shaped you in some way, who you just can’t FIND anymore.

Those people who once were, and hopefully still exist IRL, that seem to have no known internet life anymore.

And those who have actually passed on, and their online lives are now a memorial to them.

I miss you all. I hope life is/was kind to you, and maybe one day, we’ll somehow connect again.

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

“hi welcome to mcdonald’s may i take your order”

me: *slapping my belly real close to the order box* ooooohhh me so hungwy

[setheverman]

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

[setheverman]

this post has ruined my life

[wishingformemoria]

[possumsblossom]

[lethbian]

hi folks I’m scarfbeard manbun and this is my girlfriend septumpierce undercut and we’re queering heterosexuality by making a joint tinder account for threeways

[c3po]

anybody on here ever heard of critical thinking

[memewhore]

[tholos]

[xtragh0stywizard-deactivated201]

WOOP WOOP GET SOME SOUP

[etica]

[parrydots-deactivated20201006]

[plasmalogical]

i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

[eeyes]

mood: the diddy kong racing ost cd that was completely unplayable because it was in the shape of diddy kong’s head

[tastefullyoffensive]

[pdlcomics]