There is no God and we are his prophets.

Kevin. 29. Madison, WI. I post random shit. If you're in or near Madison please come be my friend! Like seriously I promise I'm nice, you can talk to me about anything!

[rexim-djm]

[hisprophets]

TUMBLR UNBROKE ITSELF

i’ve restarted my blog because this one is dead/dying. feel free to follow me at hisprophetsagain :)

[hisprophets]

hey if you want to you can go follow me at my new blog. this phone is probably gonna go away in like a month or two so i’ll be at the new blog after i can’t access this one anymore

[hisprophets]

TUMBLR UNBROKE ITSELF

i’ve restarted my blog because this one is dead/dying. feel free to follow me at hisprophetsagain :)

[hisprophets]

hey if you want to you can go follow me at my new blog. this phone is probably gonna go away in like a month or two so i’ll be at the new blog after i can’t access this one anymore

[hisprophets]

TUMBLR UNBROKE ITSELF

i’ve restarted my blog because this one is dead/dying. feel free to follow me at hisprophetsagain :)

[arthur-s-satchel]

trying to be a badass but ended up being the dumbass instead

[kaijuno]

[kittykattaffy]

Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.

[kaijuno]

Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂

[rabbitgiftideas]

“9/13 this year is the Chinese mid-autumn festival(a.k.a moon festival). Guess who are making mooncakes for us on the moon!” (x-post: /r/aww) https://ift.tt/31nZaBw

[mariaalenkoshepard]

I had a dream last night that I was at a coffee shop and there was a drink called ‘fistbumping lesbians’ and it was a seven shot caramel latte

[mariaalenkoshepard]

I start work super early tomorrow so guess who’s gonna make herself a fistbumping lesbians at the start of her shift

[mariaalenkoshepard]

Behold the fistbumping lesbians

Jsyk this thing could wake the dead

[mariaalenkoshepard]

4 hours later: I’m fricken ZAZZED you guys

[mariaalenkoshepard]

Me rn

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[thelastpilot]

oh

[always-thirsty-pocket]

100% stealth

[c-a-t-z-z]

ᶦⁿˢᵗᵃᵍʳᵃᵐ

[pomrania]

I know I’ve seen one of these pictures before, but I hadn’t known there were THIS MANY pictures of this adorable cat, with rubber duckies!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

@i-am-your-northern-star

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

I need the whales

[refuzz]

The clock: 10:33 AM

My ADHD ass: Shit. It’s almost 11 AM. Which means it’s almost 12 PM. Which means it’s practically 3:00 in the afternoon. Where has the day gone??? Guess nothing got done today……

[hisprophets]

i maybe spent Too Much Money on a brand new copy of the kickstarter edition of the hellboy board game but i’m VERY excited

[kitajgorod]

[probablyasocialecologist]

[aestum]

(by mikeseehagel)

[raccooninapartyhat]

literally every sleep advice pamphlet and website: don’t do things before bedtime! no reading! no video games! don’t watch tv! nothing stimulating at all within two hours of going to bed! :)

me, an adhd: you fools. you buffoons. i can’t even manage one minute without stimulation. i will die before following this advice and that is a threat