Kiana Khansmith
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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almost home
occasionally subtle
Cosmic Funnies
KIROKAZE
Misplaced Lens Cap
styofa doing anything
Show & Tell
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Cosimo Galluzzi
Stranger Things
cherry valley forever
if i look back, i am lost
noise dept.
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@introvertedlionprince
Please look at this absolutely fucking haunting photo @misdirectedhex sent me of her glow-in-the-dark tentacle dildo sitting on her bathroom counter.
This is PEAK ART
I laughed WAY too long and WAY too hard at this
I can’t BELIEVE I had to remember how to open procreate you guys
This is the best one thank you
Me, watching straight dudes review Venom 2 saying they didn’t like the movie because there was more focus on Eddie and Venom’s relationship than the actual plot: babes I don’t think this movie was made for you.
La-HA! hit me like a fucking drug.
WAIT THIS IS A REAL PLACE????????!
guys i have BEEN to this restaurant and i just want to let you know that when you order and say like “i am grounded” the waiters have to reply “ok, you are grounded.”
*bends over to pick up a dropped ball* *bends over to pick up a dropped ball* *bends over to pick up a dropped ball* *bends over to p
[ID:
A four-panel diary comic featuring a purple crow.
Panel 1: The crow, who is carrying several colorful balls labeled ‘house,’ ‘family,’ ‘health,’ ‘work,’ and ‘friends,’ drops one.
Panel 2: “Whoops, lemme just grab that…” says the crow as he reaches down, and drops a different ball.
Panel 3: “Whoops, lemme just grab--” says the crow as he reaches down, and drops a different ball.
Panel 4: “Whoops--” says the crow as he picks up the dropped ball and regards the one rolling away.
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きょうは ねるようびなのです
It's sleeping day today
Oh... I know @hungwy san often makes nice comments but it's very funny order in your dashboard!
During Boromir’s death scene in the Fellowship of the Ring film, you a hear a choir in the soundtrack. The choir isn’t singing random vowel sounds; they’re actually singing in Elvish.
The English translation of the lyrics? It’s a line from the books: “I do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only what they defend.”
For bonus hurt points– in the book, those lines were said by his little brother Faramir.
will anything go as hard as lotr like this ever again? we might never know
See you in 1977
It is literally impossible to pick a favorite line from this because the entire thing is gold.
Unmute !
Just testing out some sounds
Oh! He’s feeling B O N K Y today
Anthropogenic Sun by Artem Chebokha
hot take: bury your gays isn't just "any time a queer character dies" and acting like it IS is unnecessarily stifling to queer creators who don't want to write happy, fluffy stories where everyone lives
Wizard stuff
I know we all know that toph loves to cuss, but I just realized
She had an extremely sheltered upbringing, then when she snuck out to fight, she went to the Earth Kingdom version of WWE, which, if it’s like real world WWE, is family entertainment, and she never spent time backstage, she came she fought she left
I don’t think Toph knows any swear words
She learns to swear from team avatar and becomes all powerful.
I don’t think Sokka or Katara would know swears either; they grew up in a village consisting of them, Gram Gram, and a bunch of little kids and their moms
I don’t know if the airbenders taught aang swears or not but I know he’s not really the type to swear anyway
Zuko, on the other hand, spent about 3 years of his life as a young angry teenager surrounded by sailors
Zuko and Suki teach the Gaang to cuss— the Avatar spinoff.
Zuko when he joins Team Avatar
Toph’s REAL life-changing field trip
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You’re doing amazing, sweetie. 😍
I laughed so hard I actually have tears in my eyes. Oh my god 😭
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You’re doing amazing, sweetie. 😍
I laughed so hard I actually have tears in my eyes. Oh my god 😭
You BEHEAD Marie Antoinette?
you CHOP her head like the GUILLOTINE??
My friend asked how I learned to cook and the answer is I didn't. I know like 5 things about cooking and they are:
Always use more garlic than the recipe calls for
"Ehhh fuck it close enough" is a great measurement tool
Find like 5 recipes that you like, adjust them how you like them, make them until you hate them
Clean as you go
If a recipe is from a mommy blog, you will need more spices
If anyone wants to add, please do
None of these are wrong.
