obamacar

rwnnn rwnnnnnnn

[frogmp3]

love it when people walk into the bathroom loud as fuck bumping into shit etc making hella noise then bust into the stall next to me and start pissing hard as hell. no time to waste we making this one sloppy

[thebestoftumbling]

[pondwitch]

[theemotionmachine]

[sketchy-saram]

I’ve never ONCE seen one of these and not being just like…absolutely riddled with tension, so. Keep passing them around, I guess!

[zippy-64]

Needed that, thanks. 👍🏻

[longseasons]

[babybear]

newborn babies when theyre hungry and their mom isnt in the room and they think she stopped existing bc no object permanence

[ewaneneollav]

[unexplained-events]

“Sexy” Taxidermied Rat Underwear 

with a Chanel logo embroidered on them

[milf-zone]

The Pete Buttigieg collection

[milf-zone]

Actually I looked it up and there’s legit a collection…I’m….

[deathtripz]

[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

[greystripe]

finding out picasso died in 1973 feels like the fakest thing ive ever heard. everyone talks about him like he lived in a cave with nothing but a torch and paint he made from berries or bear shit or somethin but nah this dude probably sat down watchin looney tunes thinkin “damn i should draw some dude with a nose on his forehead thatd be dope” i feel so lied to

[tom-spanks]

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

[scumfuckus]

[kyuubicore]

After years of wanting I finally got a lava lamp

[fuckyahumor]

Me as a financial advisor: Have you tried reblogging Moneycat?

[showerthoughtspost]

There exists an alternate timeline where by pure chance, no one has ever won the lottery.

[xbox-nun]

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that

[teathattast]

[boredandalive]

[kristina100000]

im not mad at this wtf... true

[kristina100000]

living lavish with my fat titties out while men have to deep fry their brain from doing math!

[specialmemefresh-deactivated202]