( soldier on. )

                                                                          remember, death comes for us all. [ sadie forbes. 23. slayer. ]

[delilah-lovett]

This is probably why you have no other friends.

[intxrfectorem-a]

I have at least- three other friends.

[deathcannot-blog]

Because I’m pregnant. Bitch, did you think I’d just put on weight?

[intxrfectorem-a]

I didn’t even notice, to be honest. Who’s the father?

[formerpsychokiller]

I said I was looking for you.

[intxrfectorem-a]

What for?

[humanegwen]

I told you to pay attention to me, you dummy.

[intxrfectorem-a]

You have my full attention- until the waiter gets here, because I’m starving.

[mrs-elenaxsalvatore]

“Well, if you’re willing to take the risk. Let’s call the waitress?”

[intxrfectorem-a]

“Sounds perfect.”

[mrs-elenaxsalvatore]

“We could talk to them, and ask who’s paying them to trick us”

[intxrfectorem-a]

“That sounds like a better idea than letting this go on.”

[delilah-lovett]

Shut it, kid.

[intxrfectorem-a]

Never.

[deathcannot-blog]

Good. If I’m not drinking, no one is.

[intxrfectorem-a]

Why aren’t you drinking?

[hunter-jergilbert]

I’m only teasing. But you still look hot but you look beautiful too, Sade.

[intxrfectorem-a]

Now you’re just flattering me.

[deathcannot-blog]

If you order alcohol in front of me, I’m going to dump it on your head.

[intxrfectorem-a]

It’s Monday night, Cor. I have work tomorrow morning, I’m not drinking.

[mrs-elenaxsalvatore]

“That pie won’t go well with the latte, I’ve tried already”

[intxrfectorem-a]

“Nice try, Gilbert. I’m stealing some anyway.”

[mrs-elenaxsalvatore]

“Maybe they are all actors, I’ll talk with Jeremy and see if anything weird happened to him as well”

[intxrfectorem-a]

“Good idea. I hope they give it up soon, ‘cause this is weird.”

[mrs-elenaxsalvatore]

“You won’t regret it, I swear. Order that, and I’ll have ice tea and lemon pie”

[intxrfectorem-a]

“Sounds perfect. You’re definitely sharing that lemon pie, by the way.”

[delilah-lovett]

More like you’re only drinking buddy…

[intxrfectorem-a]

Oh, as if you have so many other friends.

[mrs-elenaxsalvatore]

“Your sister? You’re joking, right? Hey, what if someone is trying to prank us?”

[intxrfectorem-a]

“I wish. Pretty extensive prank, don’t you think? I mean, some other dude who thought he knew me looked like I’d kicked him in the nuts when I said I didn’t.”

[mrs-elenaxsalvatore]

“Once you take a sip from it, you’ll see what I’m talking about. You should also order a piece the hazelnut cake. It’s divine”

[intxrfectorem-a]

“I guess I’ll have to see for myself.”

[delilah-lovett]

Yeah… Needless to say it’s also a lot of paperwork and long nights ahead. I just hope it doesn’t happen again.

[intxrfectorem-a]

You and me both. I’d hate to lose my favorite drinking buddy.