hear hear gather round its time for my weirdly specific 2026 predictions
the author of fifty shades of gray will win the nobel peace prize for literature
an animal of some kind will be set loose in the white house
people are gonna start using the nyan cat meme again because it shows up in a movie
there’s gonna be a musical created about trumps turn in office
anime kids will start an uprising of some sort against the general high school populace and will somehow win
fanny packs will be in again because the millennials will attempt to bring back their own trends as a way to combat gen z
steal a brainrot will finally be dethroned from its status as ‘game that has the biggest chokehold on kids 7-13’
there will be a second emu war and the united states will invest military equipment into it
lions will almost go extinct but will be brought back at the last second
a butt ton of conspiracy theories will be confirmed (including area 51 stuff)
there will be small strikes against companies like disney and netflix for them to lower costs and, in disneys case, remove ads, but it won’t do a thing
a lot of older games will get revived and remastered and most of them will be absolute dog shit
a bunch of really messed up stuff will be revealed about past presidents going all the way back to gw himself
youtube kids is gonna go completely corrupt
there’s gonna be a trend where kids stop wearing jackets during the winter time
using the poop emoji will be cool again
the united states will crank out a bunch of statues of super controversial people and people will tear them down within days of them being put out
ai is gonna make a real movie that is actually taken seriously and put out in theaters and the world is torn in half over whether or not we should be watching it (obviously not)
snapchat will be flamed into hell for not having enough guardrails put in place to defend minors and they’ll go through a major lawsuit that’ll drastically change how kids use snap
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