so in conclusion everyone wants to fuck the dispatcher right
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so in conclusion everyone wants to fuck the dispatcher right
Robert's drawer
made it today during my lectures out of boredom. Robert's photo collection collected with the dream team. Just some doodles
When you remember your an artist and you can make an oc…
3am thought, just a small one.
Robert tries an energy drink:
We've seen Robert drink coffee. We've all ran with the idea that he lives on coffee and twinkies and nothing else.
So what if one day Invisagal tells Robert that if he needs to drink that much coffee to function, he should upgrade to an energy drink. She already bought a random one and gives it to him to try.
She has regrets.
Suddenly, Robert has more energy than he knows what to do with and five things that he has to do right away.
As she chases after Robert, she calls the team to let them know that their feral raccoon has gone rogue and she needs help collecting him.
It takes them an hour to finally corner him.
Flambae, because he's such a generous person, volunteers to help Robert "work off" all his extra energy. (Purely out of the goodness of his own heart, they've already hooked up a few times, so it's really not a big deal.)
It absolutely does not go the way that he thought it would. He has no regrets, he's just surprised.
He figured after a few rounds Robert would calm down and then Chad would feed him and maybe they'd watch a movie together.
It's been two hours, nonstop two hours.
Eventually, he stops trying to keep up with Robert and just lays there like a starfish while Robert bounces on him.
He's still into it, very into it, he just can't keep up and Robert isn't slowing down. He's content to let Robert use him until he catches his breath.
End of thought, maybe now I'll go to bed.

Also! I’ve been figuring out the synergies! They seem to even have custom voice lines for being paired with eachother! These are the ones I found, there may be more though. Probably hard to read.
Coupé and Punch Up
C: “Knuckles.” PU: “Knives”
PU: “Did you get scarier?” C: “Did you get shorter?”
PU: “Ladies first.” C: “Ever the gentleman.”
C: “Don’t fall behind.” PU: “Ma’am yes Ma’am.”
C: “Top of the mornin’.” PU: “Alright, settle down.”
Flambae and Prism
Pr: “Hey hottie.” F: “Thanks for noticing.”
Pr: “It’s over for you bitches.” F: “Damn fucking right.”
F: “Don’t mess with perfection.” Pr: “He’s so real for that.”
F: “How’s my hair?” Pr: “Perfect as always.”
F: “Make some room everybody, clear the way.” Pr: “Bad bitches coming through!”
Sonar and Malevola
M: “Give ‘em Hell.” S: “Right back at you.”
S: “Oh, sick.” M: “I know right?”
S: “Fuck yes.” M: “Be cool.”
M: “Cool.” S: “Cool.”
S: “Fuck it, we ball.” M: “Damn right.”
Invisagal and Golem
I: “Sup big guy.” G: “Sup little lady.”
G: “Don’t disappear on me.” I: “Fiiine.”
G: “Where’d you go?” I: “Right behind you.”
G: “Wait for me, baby!” I: “Come on, slowpoke!”
Invisagal looking through Robert’s playlist:
Courtney: “Pssh—you know Radiohead? I didn’t think you knew good shit.”
Robert: “my fucking dad died when I was a young teenager, of course I know Radiohead.”
Malevola: “what’s that have to do with you knowing Radiohead?”
Prism: “yeah, she was complimenting you, not asking you to trauma dump.”
Robert: “I said that cause… gee, I don’t know, I was grieving a family member dying, and it early-onsetted my depression. Radiohead might as well be crack for depression.”
…
Malevola: “y’know, you could’ve just said that.”
Courtney: “Is this my chemical romance AND blink-182 in your playlist? Are you actually emo?”
The Z-team
Notice how everyone brought a lamp to Roberts' housewarming, accept Visi, because she was the one who invited everyone in the first place. Almost like there's subtext there, almost like she's the reason Roberts opening up at all. She's the reason he's letting anyone in. SHE MAKES HIM BETTER! SHES THE ONLY RIGHT ANSWER! INVISGAL FOREVER!!!
I scream as they drag me into the padded cell