3am thought, just a small one.
Robert tries an energy drink:
We've seen Robert drink coffee. We've all ran with the idea that he lives on coffee and twinkies and nothing else.
So what if one day Invisagal tells Robert that if he needs to drink that much coffee to function, he should upgrade to an energy drink. She already bought a random one and gives it to him to try.
She has regrets.
Suddenly, Robert has more energy than he knows what to do with and five things that he has to do right away.
As she chases after Robert, she calls the team to let them know that their feral raccoon has gone rogue and she needs help collecting him.
It takes them an hour to finally corner him.
Flambae, because he's such a generous person, volunteers to help Robert "work off" all his extra energy. (Purely out of the goodness of his own heart, they've already hooked up a few times, so it's really not a big deal.)
It absolutely does not go the way that he thought it would. He has no regrets, he's just surprised.
He figured after a few rounds Robert would calm down and then Chad would feed him and maybe they'd watch a movie together.
It's been two hours, nonstop two hours.
Eventually, he stops trying to keep up with Robert and just lays there like a starfish while Robert bounces on him.
He's still into it, very into it, he just can't keep up and Robert isn't slowing down. He's content to let Robert use him until he catches his breath.
End of thought, maybe now I'll go to bed.

















