Apathy and Other Small Victories

The world is your oyster, but you're allergic to shellfish.

[icecreamsandwichcomics]

aimless efforts

[iwanttrumpinmyrump-deactivated2]

this is the best comic ive ever seen

[yugirimistwalker]

new clout strat: bootleg versions of popular posts

[yugirimistwalker]

hello to all, i am making toasted sticks and im taking a nap. wake me up in 5 minutes so i can turn them

[deploybits]

times up flip em

[yugirimistwalker]

alas, i remain unconscious!

[deploybits]

THERE BURNING

[the-power-of-the-dark-side]

[tredlocity]

Game show where you watch an apology video and try to be the first to guess what the person did.

[birdthany]

I think my actual favorite quote in all of The Adventure Zone is,

“A witch kissed me and cursed me so that anytime anyone yells a secret word, I have to attend to their every need. And that word is my fucking name, Jenkins.”

[catchymemes]

[anachronic-cobra]

This was so ridiculously drawn out and the conclusion was so obvious yet still I couldn’t tell where this was going

[valtsv]

[spyrogif]

[prokopetz]

It occurs to me that in a Dungeons & Dragons-style fantasy setting, “magical experimentation” is probably a naturalist’s answer to anthropology’s “ritual purposes”. Do we know for a fact that this beastie is the result of an experiment by an evil wizard? No, we do not – but we have no idea what its ecological niche actually is, and it keeps eating everybody who tries to find out, so we’re going with “a wizard did it”.

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

[orco-lowkey]

Tomorrow’s the big day, im ready.

[prokopetz]

The explanation given by the text notwithstanding, real difference between the “Beast” and “Monstrosity” creature types in Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition is that the former is “animals the game’s designers want druids to turn into”, and the latter is “animals the game’s designers don’t want druids to turn into”. That owlbears are classified as Monstrosities and not Beasts illustrates the fundamental flaw of this paradigm.

[direhuman]

me explaining to the other trainers that apricorns are unknown outside of Johto because of deliberate suppression by the Silph and Devon corporations to present artificial pokeballs as the only means of capturing pokemon and establish regional monopolies after they eliminate renewable sources

[daggerfall]

I can't think about Baar Dau without getting mad

Like, you're telling me the Dunmer spent up to 10 years knowing Baar Dau would fall from the sky (since it was Vivec's power holding it up, and he's either dead or losing his power), and not once did they think of just. Going at it with pickaxes and destroying it bit by bit?

YOU GUYS HOLLOWED IT OUT TO IMPRISON DISSENTING PRIESTS AND DIDN'T THINK OF DOING THE SAME THING TO SAVE ALL YOUR LIVES??? No offense but dunmer are stupid

[cicero-fool-of-hearts]

Imagine worshipping a god who threatens to imprison or torture you for not worshipping them then leaves a rock hanging in the sky to kill you and your countrymen

This post made by "worships decent gods" gang

[bellatorinmachina]

New York by Benz

[thydungeongal]

Truck Carrying Gaming Dice Spills Onto Highway, Rolls A Perfect 756,000

On Friday, September 13, a truck bound for the Georgia-based tabletop and video game company Trivium Studios took a turn too sharply, spilli

Yeah okay but

If I got to roll 216,000d6 on my saving throws I'd probably make most of them as well

Trucks are OP

[franticbindings]

That's how much damage you would take if you were hit by the truck.

[thydungeongal]

Wait a minute I gotta run these calculations through Hero System

[gilgalahad]

The driver was playing Shadowrun and he still missed.

[ljutefisk]

[fell-reverie-deactivated2026051]

Environmental storytelling