A Fat Kid With an Okay Blog

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[outsidewolves]

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[lostinhistory]

[tumblerculosis]

I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok from @probablyrobably_ for days now

[greelin]

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

[segamascott]

“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[niamhuncensored]

[video description: a video captioned "Pov: you're visually impaired". a man walks down a road, and notices a sign on a wall. He says "Ah. What is this? Let me get my glasses." He then stands in front of the sign, where he begins to sink as he reads "Beware: Quicks-" he then looks at the camera as he continues to sink into the quicksand and out of frame. End description.]

[terramythos]

piss poor reading comprehension???? simply drink water and you will have an abundance of piss

[ferrocyan]

piss rich reading comprehension

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'm flattered you say we piss on the rich

[gracefree]

Hyena Pup by send2prashant_mali

[stranglerfigpudding]

[wolfie-barks]

[egberts]

i wouldn't even care if i got eaten. i'd be nutritious as fuck

[egberts]

didn't even mean to post this on vore day. that was just fate at work

[mrhealyourgirl]

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[makingimages]

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[were--ralph]

Most breedable Disney Old Man

Gepetto

Cinderella's king

The Sultan

The old guy from tarzan

Belle's dad

Voting ended onAug 13

dont ask me why jafar isnt on here

[impormable]

Olivia Jaimes’ Nancy continues to amaze and delight.

[notahorseindisguise]

guy with a luftballon fetish: fuuuuck. fuuck how many did you say there were. fuck