monarch of sickfic

cypress. 26. they/them. this used to be a sam winchester blog but now it's just a good time! i talk a lot in the tags. (prev. heavenlysams)

[iskierkacest]

i drew iskierka!! shes been my fave for forever i hope i did her justice

[curiousscallop]

poem i foubd in a book at work recently that im completely obsessed with

[novagallery]

a shiny quarter to whoever can tell who i used as a reference for laurence

[superiorsturgeon]

O’Dea: …ah, what a cruelty is to feel the Devil’s temptation reaching out to snare a poor man for a fall to a fiery eternity in the hell below! It’s like enough as no man among us be strong enough to fight off the many hooks and nooses, may God have mercy on our poor sinners’ souls, one and all!

Gong Su: …so is that a “no” on a second helping of potatoes, or…?

[ave-puella]

If you’re ever having a shit day, remember that William Laurence once made a failed marriage proposal, got sued for £10,000 and committed an unrelated capital crime all within 24 hours

[ave-puella]

#in retrospect getting bopped on the head falling off a boat losing his memories and offending the entire nation of Japan   #pales in comparison (via americachavez)

Laurence has a lot of bad days okay

[gloamglozerglam-deactivated2022]

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[chimaerakitten]

Sometimes you can tell when a fandom has been starved for new input for too long because you can make an objectively mid text post like “hey guys, I like a scene in this show” and it gets 600 notes.

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 19 hours

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 19 hours

[clownsaliens]

[welcometothehole]

me when im reading a good book, and it’s a good book, and i love a good book

[background-character-341]

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

[boudicca]

if i were a beta in the omegaverse i'd be so mad watching my coworkers get paid heat/rut leave while i get nothing. it's like when your fuckass coworker gets to take a cigarette break mid-shift and come back smelling bad but instead they get to go home and fuck nasty for a week because they made the choice not to take suppressants meanwhile i have to stay in the office running spreadsheets with debra whose scent patches don't do anything to hide the smell of mothballs or the alpha from marketing she's cheating on her husband with

[summerscottkip]

Signing Space (13/?)

Scott/Kip, 26k WIP, Rated E, Tags: Alternate canon, Deaf!Kip, CODA!Scott

Summary: Scott meets Kip, and talking is easy. Finding his voice is harder. (An AU where Kip is Deaf, and Scott is a child of Deaf parents)

Chapter 13 Preview:

Message recorded via answering machine, 2:58 PM, January 14th, 1995.

From: Joel Whitaker, Whitaker and Beaurevoir, LLP 

To: Katherine Anderson 585-***-****

Good afternoon Ms. Anderson. This is Ramona, interpreting a message on behalf of Mr. Joel Whitaker: 

Hi Kathy, 

I’m sure you’re still at work but I wanted to get back to you as soon as possible. I’m so glad you reached out, and let me just say how sorry I am for your loss. Keith and Melissa were such pillars in the community and I can only imagine how difficult this situation must be for you personally. If there’s anything Dana or I can do to support you you can get us on TTY, anytime. 

I wish I could be answering your inquiry with better news. I understand Melissa’s relationship with her father was challenging, but since their passing was so sudden Mr. and Mrs. Hunter had no documents in place regarding their son’s custody. Raymond Lafayette is Scott’s closest living next of kin and I’m afraid without any concrete concerns regarding Scott’s material or physical wellbeing we have very little legal room to maneuver. As you no doubt can imagine custody battles can get ugly fast, and Mr. Lafayette has an unfortunate history of litigiousness over far less serious matters than his grandson’s guardianship. I appreciate your frank appraisal of your financial situation, and I have to be honest: given the expense and unlikelihood of success, I really can’t recommend you pursue a suit of custody.  

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[shanyshko]

david gets this for ilya as a gag gift because he sees it at the thrift store dropping off some old donations and says "you can just put pencils or something in it" and ilya has to go to the bathroom so he doesn't cry big baby tears