Gunslinger @invisiblegunslinger1 - Tumblr Blog

“You fool!” cackled the Dark One, “No man can kill me!” “But I am no man!” bellowed the hero, as he unhinged his jaw. A grotesque sound filled the hall as they hacked up impossibly large balls of cloth. Unfurling, they stand and announce “For we are actually three trench coats in a halfling!”

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everydaylouie

started playing super mario rpg for the first time! i love it

dosmeow

I’ve been seeing a lot of Scooby Doo on my dash lately. My friend discovered what he describes as “Shaggy eviscerating an ape”

hauntdolly

he just really tears it apart doesnt he

coughloop

0.1% power

glitterweave

riskovbeingfree

oh god I haven’t seen this in forever. this is one of my favorite videos on the internet

gamercrunch

Prom Night

via reddit

I’m Back Baby

Cause Twitter is not only a generally miserable place but also because Musk can eat shit.

royalharkinian

If we’re all going down I'm going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.

velaerys

I’m SCREAMING

niment

What’s this?

pochowek

n-a-hartnell-deactivated2022111

The Half-Life experience.

viralfrog

Guy wanted me to make him a queen-size blanket.

crossroaddreamer

People really have no concept for how much it takes for hand-made products, do they? The stuff at the stores are made in a massive factory made to pump out stuff cheap and fast. They can “afford” to sell it for so cheap because they put very little overall effort and time into the making of the item. People making stuff by hand? That is a lot of time which they could have spent at a job that pays a regular wage. Plus about 7/10 times the handmade stuff lasts longer than the bulk stuff since there is much more care in its construction, rather than the factory which stresses the daylights out of the material. Folks who want commissioned stuff for cheap are ignorant or straight up belligerent, like that guy above.

duckydotducky

Dude honestly when the artist said $400 I was FLOORED by how cheap they were asking. That’s… What that person wants should be at LEAST $800-$1000. Just damn.

wide-awaaaaake

Alternatives to Tumblr if Yahoo goes any further

Soup.io - well-known alternative to Tumblr. Reblogging, post types, themes, collab blogs, dashboard, artsy, great community already there. Soup can auto-import everything you’ve posted on Tumblr.

TypePad - Includes reblogging. Dashboard and post types similar to Tumblr.

Jux - Artful posts, beautiful blogging experience