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The Bowery Presents
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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Product Placement
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@inwentzified
I stand by the fact that while Shane may appear to be a neat freak germaphobe, he actually just likes his routines. So, yes, he IS folding his clothes before sex and washing his hands for the allotted two minutes and flossing before bed, but he is also licking his own cum off the tiles after Ilya fucks him on all fours in their kitchen. Do you get what I'm saying?
I know Bruce and Ma Kent meeting is an obligatory trope, but Bruce and Pa Kent?
Majorly underrated, supremely adorable concept.
Guys. There's something extremely endearing about Batman, a symbol of brutality, -- mercy, hope, forgiveness, yes, but brutal all the same, - shaking in his versace emo boots in front of his boyfriend's dad...
" Now listen here, city boy. You best treat my Clark with respect, cause Lois told me where you sleep,--"
And Bruce focuses, really, really hard, to sit through this (surprisingly graphic) threat session.
But some baby birds are about to fall from their nest, right past John's shoulders. No, -- one is pushed by mama bird. He charges, runs, damn near knocking Clark's dad off his feet.
Pa Kent watches Bruce Wayne, Gotham darling, dirty his luxurious designer clothes in filthy mud, and decides maybe he does like city folk after all.
"Did he just...Hiss at the mama bird?"
Clark, adoring, more than a little in love, sighs, " Yeah, he did. That's my boy."
Pa Kent is still on the lookout, thought. It's his parental obligation to regard Bruce with protective, mild glaring. Southern hospitality, sure. But protective glaring first.
The fact that he covers Bruce with a blanket when he falls asleep cuddling a batch of ducklings in his barn means nothing.
"Not a word, you two,"
Martha and Clark don't need to look that smug.
In conclusion: Bruce is the cat Pa Kent pretends he didn't want.
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Identity reveal AU Batman at the justice league where he makes a presentation about himself just to make sure they know who he is and if they ever interact in civilian identity they can play along without being shock and ruin his masks, also to be on the same level at undercover missions
The league at first was bored even before the presentation started, like ofc Batman, the epitome of being strict and square, will do a presentation, Why bother so much just to say you will be some random dude? Just being over dramatic
Except the first slide is a video of Brucie Wayne grinning on a ice figure at the club party the penguin made
Green Lantern: wtf why are you showing us prn?
Batman: it isn’t prn, it was in the news
GL: so you are saying that this dude only in boxers grinning a statue isn’t prn ?
Batman: yes
Flash: what does Brucie Wayne even have anything to do with your identity?
GL: who is he btw?
Batman: this is me
JL: …
The chaos was about to start with thousands of questions but was all shush with the famous bat glare
Batman then proceeds to explain the complexities of both mask and how does he use them and yada yada, all while using news articles and internet videos
The contrast is really something, for one side Batman all serious is explaining how he manage to fall and think all of his answers to sound air headed, careless and charming and how he tries to maintain the balance to not been seen as egocentric, too technical and boring but at the other side on the screen there’s a video of him roasting Batman and how weird it was that Gotham made up a myth of a emo furry
Post HoO:
Leo: Hmph, you’d think the gods might’ve coughed up some kinda reward for us, y’know, saving their asses and the world.
Nico, absently: Maybe the real treasure was the memories we made along the way.
Leo: I almost died.
Nico: That’s my fondest one.
Published in “Transvestia” magazine #38 (April 1966). I think original art could be by Bob Tupper.
not sure if anyone’s added this info here but because I wanted to know more I checked and….
Every issue of transvestia magazine, which ran from the 60’s through to the 80’s is available through the uVic archives. It was a groundbreaking publication for the crossdressing and later the transgender community. Check it out.
https://vault.library.uvic.ca/collections/6576cedf-1282-4089-8351-08f73f4199b4
Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows
Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire
Each and every one of the members of the Batfam have some sort of “brucie” persona going on.
Dick becomes “Rickey” and turns into a mindless himbo. Everyone hits on him and he’s basically like a mini Brucie. Craziest thing he’s done as Rickey- knocked down a 6 foot tall champagne tower and no one got mad. 
Tim has been working on his persona since he was about 12. He realized what Bruce was doing one time and started to follow his lead before he even became Robin. Tim becomes brainless but still somehow still manages to make the rudest comments. No one really brings that up though because well the kid dropped out of high school. Obviously he isn’t the smartest, the kid just doesn’t understand what he’s saying. Craziest thing he’s done- threatened Lex Luther to keep his gadgets in Metropolis in front of Clark Kent and Lois Lane.
Jason doesn’t go to galas let’s be so real. Even when he did when he was younger, Jason was so sweet to everyone. It wasn’t even an act he was just happy to eat all the fancy party food. Craziest thing he did as a kid- someone once accused him of stealing a purse, Jason gave them the puppy dog eyes and they were taking it back.
Steph just turns her regular personality up to ten. The upper class is afraid of her because they think that’s just how she is all the time. Whenever she does something outrageous at a party they give Bruce looks of pity because she must do this all the time. Craziest thing she’s done- pulled a toupee clean off a guys head. She then proceeded to throw it in the chocolate fondue machine.
The only kid who doesn’t make up a different personality to the media is Damian. This has led to many different twitter accounts that’s sole purpose is to show all the time Damian has suffered to his crazy dad/siblings. The hashtag ‘FreeDamianFromTheBullshit’ has trended every single time the Waynes make a public appearance.
no one can convince me brucie wayne isn't the type of celebrity to have released his own songs and so he appears as a guest judge on singing shows and it's always incredibly funny
and everyone thinks he's songs are going to be terrible but they're actually really fucking good
when he's pre-children it's just his vocals and piano playing, sometimes alfred makes a cameo with an instrument or two
then he starts adopting and slowly his songs start to gain new instruments and voices, they start branching into different genres
and some of the songs are really silly and obviously written as jokes by his children, some are heartfelt and heartbreaking
and anytime anyone in his family brings him lyrics he produces and releases the songs no matter what (this includes any of his close friends)
of course any profits gained from the songs are funded to different charities, all specifically chosen by whoever created the song - or if bruce created the song they all chose a different charity and let a spinny wheel pick
oliver queen often challenges bruce to music competitions, knowing he'll lose, just so they can compete and see who can raise more money
"Clark can't handle Brucie Wayne, ooh Clark gets all flustered around Brucie" I mean...sure.
But imagine how flustered Bruce gets when Clark actually flirts back
Post reveal to Green Arrow
Oliver. *yelling at Bruce for being reckless during an alien invasion or something.*
Bruce: … *takes off cowl* Im sorry Ollie, please don’t be mad at me. I don’t like yelling 😞🥺
Oliver: … *sighs and hugs him* I hate when you do that
Bruce: *shit eating grin* I know
Rich pregnant socialite: So we went to this clinic and let them manipulate our genes so we're 100% sure our child won't have any disease, he will have my hair and his father eyes and so much things we did for him! And you Bruce ?
Brucie: Found em in the trash. Except Tim, he found me in the trash.
