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he really does think Ilya SO funny
"backwards cap Ilya this" "slutty tank top Ilya that" yeah well what about this Shane
I’m listening.
nothinggg is more ilya than the tampa hotel room sequence where shane comes out, ilya acts like a dick while keeping himself physically as far from shane as possible, shane gets his feelings hurt and starts looking a little chin-wobbly, and ilya audibly GROANS and flings himself across the room to sit next to him on the bed. but he’s still not looking at shane or touching him because ilya is NOT here to comfort him or anything ok he just randomly and totally unrelatedly got tired of standing up at the exact moment that shane’s big brown eyes started getting all wet and shiny with tears and the nearest place to sit down happened to be on the bed next to shane. do NOT read anything into this none of this means ANYTHING (in under two minutes he will be crying in shane’s arms btw)
it's @treblerose689's birthday! here's a smutty lil minific written with some of her favourite things in mind: begging + degradation + desperation + coming from dry humping 🙂↕️ enjoy!!
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“Fuck, I need you inside me, like, yesterday.”
Ilya gives a short, breathless laugh into Shane’s neck, biting his bare shoulder. “Wow, wow. So desperate for it, you can’t even wait to give me proper hello.”
“This is your hello, asshole,” Shane grits out, his hands pawing at Ilya’s clothes, as clumsy and greedy as Ilya feels. They’ve barely made it two steps inside their home, Ilya’s bag dropped carelessly at their feet.
“No ‘welcome home, my wonderful husband’,” Ilya pants, squeezing one of Shane’s pecs. “No ‘how was your trip, love of my life, tell me everything’...”
“Later,” Shane hisses, with a sinful roll of his hips. Ilya growls, crowding him back into the wall of their entranceway, and Shane draws him into his rhythm so they’re grinding like teenagers.
Ilya’s so fucking hard. He’s been hard since the goddamn taxi from the airport, since Shane started texting him all Really missed your dick and I need to be filled so bad, in that matter-of-fact way of his.
“Baby, please,” Shane moans, tipping his head back, eyes gone soft and glistening as his long lashes flutter, pretty pink lips hanging open all swollen and wet. It’s unfair, really.
“Yes, yes,” Ilya manages, nodding jerkily. “I know. You need this cock. I will fuck you like you deserve, lyubimyy.”
A bead of sweat trickles down the nape of his neck, beneath his jacket and t-shirt. Something about being fully clothed with Shane in only his favourite worn-soft grey sweatpants drives him out of his mind. Shane’s cock twitches against Ilya’s hip through the thin material, and Ilya knows he’s wearing nothing underneath. Beautiful, eager little slut.
Ilya’s stomach tightens, balls tingling, electricity thrumming through him. Shit, he’s in trouble. He should pull back. Take a breath. But he just—can’t find the strength to tear away.
They kiss messy and open-mouthed, smearing spit over his lips and chin, and Ilya’s hips thrust clumsily with a mind of their own. He moans at the filthy friction of it, at the solid warmth of Shane’s body under his. He’s missed it. He needs it.
He shoves his hands down the back of Shane’s sweats, hauling him closer and shamelessly groping his ass.
“Fuck, yeah, yeah, please,” Shane moans, clinging to Ilya’s shoulders and trying to wrap a leg around him. “C’mon, baby. Fuck me.”
Ilya’s eyes squeeze shut as his cock kicks, pulsing a hot spill of pre-come into his boxers. He can’t stop grinding forward, chasing that too-much-not-enough, Shane squirming and whining as they pant into each others’ mouths. Ilya grips his ass tight enough to bruise, shakes his cheeks a little to feel them jiggle, then parts them.
His fingertips brush Shane’s hole, and oh, fuck. It’s soft and open and so fucking wet, and it yields so sweetly under his touch—
“I got ready—” Shane gasps, and that’s it.
The orgasm slams through him, stealing his breath and leaving him humping forward gracelessly, driving Shane into the wall with the force of it. He buries his flushed-red face into Shane’s hair, moaning when the familiar scent of his shampoo sends another violent pulse through his body. It feels endless, spilling and spilling into his pants, the filthy-wet slide of his boxers over his sensitive cock only drawing it out as he mindlessly ruts against Shane.
“Oh my god,” Ilya groans weakly.
“Oh my god,” Shane echoes in disbelief, but he holds him close as he quivers through it, shoving his knee up for Ilya to ride it out. His big hands sweep soothingly over his back.
Ilya swallows when the aftershocks fade out and a quiet pause settles between them. It’s Shane who pushes him back, forcing him to meet Shane’s eyes. There’s an apology on his lips, but Shane kisses it away, cupping his face with both hands and laughing sweetly into it.
“You laugh at me,” Ilya complains, but he’s smiling too, dazed and stupid and lovedrunk.
“No.” Shane shakes his head, rubbing the tips of their noses together. Ilya winces a little as his oversensitive dick twitches at that. Fuck, he really is in love. “You’re so fucking sexy.”
Ilya smiles wider, chest puffing up, and pulls Shane into a deep kiss. Shane sighs into it, languidly sliding his tongue along Ilya’s, before he pushes at Ilya’s chest again.
“So, wait… which one of us were you calling desperate?”
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if you liked this, check out my HR fics on ao3!
Never forget that after their first hookup Shane was in his hotel room like fuck. Fuck I’m such a failure. He swallowed & I didn’t even try to let him cum in my mouth. If spitters are quitters what am I??? A fucking loser that’s what. But definitely not a gay one. Next time I’ll swallow. In a no homo way.
16 year old Shane getting flustered from a chirp from a very attractive hockey player he’s facing off against . But then the guy misses a really easy goal & Shane gets the ick so bad it shoves him back into the closet for another year
Shane leaving a big dark bruise looking hickey in the v of Ilyas hip purely on accident, he doesn’t think about it, all teeth and mouth and hungry tongue because Ilya told him he’s not allowed to get Ilya off with his mouth, that he wants to use his cheek instead. And was, thrusting his hard cock all wet from his spit (get it wet for me sweetheart, that’s it Shane spit on it for me) over Shane’s soft cheek, and since Shane couldn’t his his mouth how he wanted he kept his mouth busy on Ilya’s skin.
Later, after, after ilya had cleaned Shane’s face with his fingers and both their mouths- they are stumbling heavy footed and tired into the bathroom for a shower- and Ilya sees it, a dark mouth shaped bruise, purple red, it looks like he took a fucking puck to his groin. He gasps and Shane is like huh? All big heavy eyes already in the shower, waiting for Ilya to get in with him. His hair is all wet flat to his head, brushed back out of eyes. Ilya has got to fuck him again. But more importantly -
“I was attacked !!!!” Ilya points to his hip. “Some little vampire attached to me, can you believe this? Shane how could a vampire sneak into our bedroom without knowing?” And Shane is all red red cheeks and red red chest and mumbly “it was an accident, you’re the one who said I couldn’t use my mouth” and he’s huffing and puffing and Ilya steps into the shower and he’s only going to tease him a little while longer, before he kisses Shane stupid and tells him how much he likes it. But first. “You did this? My Shane? I had no idea! Let me see your fangs” and he’s shoving his fingers into Shane’s mouth, poking at his canine teeth and Shane is making his furious kitten face-
when you're presented with glorious full frontal and instead you're gazing deeply into their eyes. love baby love
i just realized that i think shane prefers the left side of the bed, because whenever he and ilya are in bed together, he's on the left and ilya is on the right [minus when they're having sex which has them moving around all over]
but when ilya is with svetlana, ilya stays on the left. which means he either gives up the left side because he knows shane prefers it, or, he wants to be there because that's the place shane's body had been before they 'broke up.'
not sure which option is sweeter/more heartbreaking. possibly both which is the worst of all.
and with Rose, Shane is on the wrong side of the bed too :( neither of them is where they should be
ilya: i like trouble
the trouble:
adding the detail in hit or miss that shane was a tree climber as a kid and still thinks about if trees would be good to climb or not has me cackling imagining that shane when drunk is abso-fucking-lutely finding his way up into a tree
ilya texts him after he fucking VANISHES at the club and is just "?? where did you go???"
and the only response he gets is a selfie of shane just :] while visibly up in a tree somewhere
Have we considered that this is also the exact face Ilya has when he’s on his knees for Shane about to worship his cock <3
hmm kind of want a childhood toxic best friends au where they're in love with each other and completely clueless about their own feelings and ilya keeps "stealing" girls shane says he's interested in by sleeping with them first.
and when shane finally does get a girlfriend when they're like eighteen, ilya seduces and fucks her. he thinks about shane the entire time and is absolutely furious with himself about it. he casually tells shane about it like a week later because as angry as he is at himself for doing something so terrible, he's equally angry at shane for making him feel this way and it makes him want to be cruel.
shane confronts his girlfriend about it and as she's tearfully apologizing to him, all he can think about is how jealous is of her. and he kind of wants to ask her what it felt like, getting fucked by ilya, and of course he hates himself so much for it that when she asks him to forgive her and take her back he says yes, just to punish all three of them.
1x04. "I think I will find someone else."
ilya laughing at his younger self for lying about how much he really liked shane back then is everything to me