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“bits to use in everyday conversations”
“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know
well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.
do not 10k me stop that
*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....
imagine getting this review
I guarantee that Monica at the front desk has not been able to live this review down and her coworkers absolutely bring it up regularly.
If I were Monica I'd print this review out and frame it
Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
I thought it was like a modern take on the book but no yall are just collectively reading actual Dracula and liveblogging it like Jonathan Harker is an influencer or some shit. Never change
he fucked that old man
she’s so fucking funny
IM PUSSY BITCH!!!!! ….
*hard soft moan*
TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.
Ok i was expecting red flags and shit but I’m not sure what color this flag is but there’s a flag and I’m confused.
ITS TIME TO STOP
City girls buy vibrators. Stone age girls make yabba-dabba do.
I wanna fucking yabba-dabba die
All people with blue eyes can be traced back to one person who lived near the Black Sea less than 10,000 years ago. Source Source 2
Now when I see a person with blue eyes, I’ll know they’re a descendant of Ocean-Eyed Slut Man.
You leave great grandpa ocean-eyed slut man alone, he was just living his life
Actually, since this was determined using mitochondrial DNA, the ocean-eyed slut would be a woman, not a man. Mitochondrial DNA is passed down by mothers.
Gram-gram knew how to party
dear ocean eyed party gram-gram thank u for spreading your weird eye mutation and giving every fanfic writer a reason to know an unholy amount of synonyms for the word ‘blue’.
All Hail Grandmother Cerulean Orbs
..Yeah, I went on a date in New York.
I appreciate John’s story but the fact that OP blurred out Amy Schumer is the funniest think I’ll see all week and it’s only tuesday.