Just Some Guy

A filthy cis-shit. Asskin, pronouns asse/ass/assself

[iop90]

Shoutout to that guy when I was in High School whose yearbook quote was from Friendship is Witchcraft @griffinilla

[iop90]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[angeootori]

[ohchinchinyeees]

get shit on

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“"@codyave: @drudgereport @BreitbartNews @Writeintrump "You Can't Stump the Trump" https://t.co/0xITB7XeJV http://t.co/iF6S05se2w"”

I’m voting for Trump, it’ll be so fucking hilarious XD

[filthy-fandom]

When your friends are talking about anime

[frist--xvi]

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”

[penn-name]

“Not today small ensemble”

[pigspeetsandhooflikefeets]

“Yam is meat”

[snarkyhetalian]

“We don’t HAVE motion detectors!”

[h0rsantula]

“Nebulorbs”

[doctordragon]

“Fire mage” 

[dragonunderbelly]

“Fucking bug zapper”

[noiseycrow]

the skink magnet under the bench.

[necropet-moved-blog]

“even my hair is pumpkin spice”

[meganootnoot]

“Be aware of your surroundings Mrs B”

[gothwaldo]

I like pears, but not like that

[petalvillage]

roy

[megaphone334]

GOLF

[ari-zonia]

Wet boobs

[stormyrainefalls]

French is the best country

[iop90]

This makes my fleepee shig

[shejla24]

[iop90]

This triggers me. TAG THIS SHIT

[samusisnotasextoy]

[iop90]

You type /ascend on the keyboard, and get your consciousness uploaded to a physical body.

[theconcealedweapon]

[iop90]

Edgy atheists of the world unite

[abomb2189-deactivated20150811]

Reblog this if you like girls 🌈👍

[leprechaunlon-deactivated202307]

Listen to me, your body is not a temple. Temples can be destroyed and desecrated. Your body is a forest — thick canopies of maple trees and sweet scented wildflowers sprouting in the underwood. You will grow back, over and over, no matter how badly you are devastated.

Beau Taplin (via smonia)

Until I deforest you to make body wash and sneakers

lol

[poorlyconceivedblogname-blog]

[iop90]

This site is cancer

[caliginousconquerer]

danny sexbang. reblog if you agree

[fugdamatriarchy-deactivated2018]

He’ll take you down to flavortown

[iop90]

Tooth Tunes