hm. I love my wife. I love my boyfriend. I love Dave's Triple Plain w/No Cheese Large Combo Water Bottle Drink
Not today Justin

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hm. I love my wife. I love my boyfriend. I love Dave's Triple Plain w/No Cheese Large Combo Water Bottle Drink
"Be careful, there're mimics in this dungeon. They can take on the shape of any object!"
"Wait, they can do that? I thought they just look like chests."
"No, they can grow into all sorts of shapes."
"Do they maintain that shape after they die?"
"Yes. Why are you asking?"
"I just had an idea for a new business venture."
[ID: An edit of the Ikea logo to say "Mimikea" End ID]
Necromancer to their friend in the Mimikea parking lot: hey, you wanna see something really funny?
I hate fun and I'm sorry
Paul of Scotland, Destiny Is In Your Hands, 2020 pencil on white paper, 11.69"x16.54"
DO NOT SCROLL AWAY. THIS IS NOT A PHOTO. THIS IS NOT OIL ON CANVAS. THIS ISN’T EVEN ACRYLIC ON CANVAS. THIS IS PENCIL ON WHITE PAPER!
PENCIL?!?
bonus
11 year old border collie: gets a special shot for his chronic back pain this morning
2pm: "where's the dog he can't possibly have jumped over the fence"
3pm: "hi i live in [another village]! I got your dog here, if you can come fetch him?"
"well at least that new medication is working 💀"
No but update: the lady who found him told us he followed a group of kids and she was like "hey kids maybe don't take a stranger's dog on a day long hike not knowing where he's from". But like let's be real he saw them jumped over the fence and decided he was not a retired old man with back pain anymore but was on a mission to herd those two legged baby sheep back home wherever that may be
Woah that's crazy I actually know everything though
actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.
bush haters always have that soulless look in their eyes
if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit
From one white neurodivergent queer person to god knows how many others, your queerness or neurodivergence does not put you in the same shoes as POC. There is no cocktail of labels that can cancel out your whiteness and make you incapable of being racist. You need to be normal about this fact.
do not come to my house pouring big cups of juice like this
#can you tweak the antenna #the post is coming in fuzzy
There should be more hours in between midnight and 5 am because I am a night owl and also an early riser morning enjoyer and I need 8 to 10 hours of sleep also
can i come to your house and make you know some information
ads these days are so sensitive to being tapped like darling my fingers barely brushed you and youre already opening yourself for me... well close those damn legs. dont make me get the taser
girl what the hell is that
my #radiantworm