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realterezipyrope

I present you with the only 4/20 joke I’ll be making today

algorithmsoflatecapitalism

lkxwv-deactivated20221011

Howdy!

feazelblahg

I’ve never seen a shit-eating grin performed by anything without a mouth before

probablybard

fun fact: the dnd devs actually stayed awake for 6 days straight so they could make their exhaustion system as accurate as possible

probablybard

rip mike merles, you died for a good cause

The original ΔΔΔΔΔΔΒ (at The University of Akron)

DND night with the guys (at Akron, Ohio)

rhymewithrachel

marvel vs dc

izgir-moved

look what you made me do to em

agingerwithaseoul

Dog in a Small Korean Town Follows Street View Photographer, Photobombs Each And Every Photo

zero-to-gangnam

Too cute

officialnormfanblog

stan lee obliterates rob liefeld in the name of thoughtful character design

(yes the rob liefeld)

maximilianyearsbc

Holy shit

vivecguccibelt

I’m genuinely surprised Rob let anyone else talk in this video

zohbugg

the Shade

rickgrimesbabyface

Y’all, rich people tip like shit

I pull up at this nice ass house, I’m walking to the door as the woman pulls in her driveway so the pizza is definitely not late.

I’m all smiley and courteous and shit, she tipped me $1 on a $51 bill.

The next house I have is in a lower class neighborhood, she tips me $4.00 on a $14 bill.

rich people don’t value yr labor at all

nyokoko

This has ALWAYS been my experience in food service. Rich people tip like shit because they feel your job isn’t a ‘real’ job. They’re used to being serviced so they don’t appreciate hard labor. It’s so gross. And poorer people always tip nice because…well the opposite reason.

iopredman

I know tumblr likes to perpetuate this stereotype that rich, white people tip like shit and I definitely believe that this is true in some regions but it is definitely the opposite in Akron. Roommate seldom gets tips when he delivers to the low class neighborhoods, and additionally gets to fear for his safety, having been robbed twice now, since starting about a year ago. He loves going to the rich neighborhoods, however, because he can expect, at minimum, a tip, if not a good one, and he gets to not be looking over his shoulder five times every time he steps out of the car.

theonion

ST. PAUL, MN—Casually striking up a conversation with a fellow passenger on a crosstown bus, local Presbyterian Pastor James Miller could suddenly smell blood in the water upon learning that the non-Christian man’s wife had just passed away, sources said Tuesday. “Ooh, baby—we got a live one,” Miller thought to himself, his ears perking up and his pupils dilating as the man informed the pastor that his wife of 20 years had recently died from pancreatic cancer and that he has felt lost and alone in the intervening weeks. “He’s like a wounded animal. Okay, James, just nod compassionately and put your hand on his shoulder. Then, right when he says ‘I don’t know what to do’—bam! Move in for the kill.” At press time, a visibly salivating Miller was telling the man about a support group for the bereaved that meets in the basement of his church every Wednesday.