I play games.

I do in fact play games he/him bi pfp is sunset shimmer by @firelava88

[iplay37]

Look at this monster

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[would-you-punt-them]

heartbreaking: the strawman of me you made up is also right

[would-you-punt-them]

"OH so you're saying—" i mean i wasn't but now i'm considering it

[would-you-punt-them]

yeah. but i do my best to carrion regardless

[would-you-punt-them]

heartbreaking: i couldn't resist a pun and instantly lost the argument. many such cases

[bunniope]

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

[yosaplyop-deactivated20230729]

That enough Tumblr for today

[bunniope]

log back on and read my post you son of a bitch

[betasunkern]

[t4nku-deactivated20181226]

don’t leave out the best part

[dramaticspoon-deactivated202207]

I’ve never seen the second photo before.

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[would-you-punt-them]

i'm about to be her whole backstory

[would-you-punt-them]

welcome to the real world kid

[would-you-punt-them]

finally picked up this game again and i think it's genuinely worried

[would-you-punt-them]

question for the usamericans: when you all fall asleep during the witching hour, can you tell after you wake up?? or do you literally just assume there's only 24 hours in a day

[would-you-punt-them]

the 25th hour each day when time stops and all americans are frozen in place??

[would-you-punt-them]

yeah i forgot about the curse that makes you forget whenever someone tells you about it

[would-you-punt-them]

the only reason i can do it is that i have the curse of Cassandra and the two balance out eventually

and even then your curse is so strong that this is actually the sixth time you've read this but you still think it's the first

[would-you-punt-them]

Having to hand over all of your private personal information to corporations to "verify your age"

Punt it into the Sun?

PUNT!

Don't punt!

Brazilian/British who can't vote w/o giving a facial scan, passport, family tr-

Voting ended onMay 14

[would-you-punt-them]

damn they really are asking for ALL personal information these days

[would-you-punt-them]

oh uh. okay. i guess i understand

but let's say hypothetically a friend of mine happened to be a little deficient in the "special talent or passion" department

like can someone just choose for me i mean them

someone else preferably

[iplay37]

With how normal you seem and how your specialness when referring to yourself is how normal you are maybe something relating to NPCs or maybe just a simple question mark or exclamation point

[would-you-punt-them]

Having to hand over all of your private personal information to corporations to "verify your age"

Punt it into the Sun?

PUNT!

Don't punt!

Brazilian/British who can't vote w/o giving a facial scan, passport, family tr-

Voting ended onMay 14

[would-you-punt-them]

damn they really are asking for ALL personal information these days

[iplay37]

Yes they are

Now what is it

Book*

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

sometimes you just gotta listen to music at a volume that you know will be part of the cause of your hearing loss at the age of 28

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

hey yall. im 25 now and i already have tinnitus <3 dont do this. LOL

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

oh btw for those saying “i already have tinnitus haha it cant get worse” YEAH IT CAN BITCH! if you want to listen to music loud do it on speakers at least. headphones will Beam Pain Waves Directly Into Your Cochlear Hair Cells and a 10kHz Tone Loud Enough Will Give You Psychic Damage Forever

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

if i have to fucken, translate it to something you’ll understand? Imagine theres a picture of garfield here saying

YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO HEARING LOSS

[effemimaniac]

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[roseverdict]

this has been scheduled since last month

[archaicfirehydrants]

today

[what-day-of-the-week]

All the days you can reblog this for the next 10 years:

November 26 2023

May 26 2024

January 26 2025

October 26 2025

April 26 2026

July 26 2026

September 26 2027

December 26 2027

March 26 2028

November 26 2028

August 26 2029

May 26 2030

January 26 2031

October 26 2031

September 26 2032

December 26 2032

June 26 2033

[would-you-punt-them]

just got word from staff: they didn't want the poll blogs to miss out on the update so now whenever someone reblogs a poll the vote count goes back to zero

[would-you-punt-them]

also next month in addition to "fast-reblog" (Shift+R) and "fast-queue" (Shift+Q) they're introducing "fast-harassment" (Shift+F+U) which instantly sends anon hate to the OP and then posts their home address

[ballroomnotoriety]

im sobbing

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’ve seen this on my dash at least ten times now and somehow every single time I am once again unprepared for how the cat looks.

[sparkly-trashfire]

The Creature never fails to make me laugh.

[memories-of-ancients]

Silver figurine depicting a dragon or a tiger, China, 18th century

[mrsterlingeverything]

Not a dragon or tiger

[sp0re-speaks]

No, I can assure you it's a tiger

[hairy-legged-vampire-bat]

@official-penis-posts

[adamsmasher]

WE WERE ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!

[basil-lemonade]

thank you for coming to my this