I'm just really weird

Welcome to the product of my procrastination. My thoughts range from weird to random to Harry Potter to the Killers... You get the idea. Randomness! Yay! Enjoy yourselves fellow procrastinators!

[clunge]

The Killers Discography + My Favorite Tracks

[dailyavengers]

[omghotmemes]

It really be like this

[iquotebooksrandomly]

A prediction:

Every network ever is making a streaming service. At some point we as a people will revolt because we are spending $100+ a month for all of these services. Someone higher up will say “let’s make one service for everything.”

And thus cable will be reborn.

[huffpost]

So important. 💕 

Musician Lizzo has taken a break from her gigs in Australia to lend a helping hand as the country’s worst bushfire crisis continues. The 31-year-old “Good As Hell” hitmaker spent time volunteering at Melbourne’s Foodbank on Wednesday, helping package food hampers for those who’ve been affected by the devastating fires. The organization has set up a page on its website where Lizzo fans can learn how to make a difference this bushfire season – head here to learn more. 

[rootbeergoddess]

Lizzo is a goddamn saint.

[ne0nt1ger]

Be Still (Acoustic)

I love this song, and I especially enjoy the acoustic version… I wish they’d do the whole song this way, though.

[darksidewalker-deactivated20211]

Kylo Ren: Control yourself. A lightsaber? Interesting.

Stormtrooper who's about to get promoted: If there's one Jedi left, it's not you

[teslanik]

[throwbackblr]

[blunt-hammer]

isnt that kid a drug addict now?

[ruinedchildhood]

No. He is a national treasure.

We must protect him at ALL costs.

[muffinlymusings]

I can’t even fully express my love for Macaulay Culkin. I loved his recent interviews with Jimmy Fallon and with Ellen (in one of them he’s wearing red nail polish and I just love that about him too), I love his website bunnyears.com, I especially love him in Party Monster and in Saved, I love that he was in a Velvet Underground cover band called Pizza Underground that changed all the lyrics to be about pizza, and I love how weird and awkward he is.

[keenarnor]

He also shows up in Redlettermedia vids and he’s always fun in them

[aphony-cree]

Tabloids said Culkin had a $6,000 a day heroin addiction, Culkin has been very vocal about denying that he was ever addicted to heroin

If you don’t know about Macaulay Culkin’s childhood other than “he was the richest child actor of his time” please take a minute to read this

When Home Alone was at the height of its fame I saw him on a talk show saying he slept on the couch at home. His dad, who’d insisted on being on the panel with him, laughed it off as “we’d fallen on hard times but we’ll be moving to a bigger place soon.” Macaulay later said “He wanted me to know and my brother to know that he was in charge and that if he didn’t want us to sleep on a bed, we weren’t going to sleep on a bed.”

His father, Kit, was also a child actor but never made it very far. He insisted on being Macaulay’s manager and simultaneously hated him for being talented and pressured him to be famous so he could get rich 

Macaulay has said he has scars from his father’s physical abuse

All the kids were forced into acting but Macaulay and Keiran were the most successful. Thier father would book them for acting work without discussing it with them, and after long days on set they’d have to sit with their father for hours planning for the next day’s work. They rarely had any free time 

When his parents filed for divorce the custody battle focused mainly on who would get to be the kids’ manager because that person got 15% of their earnings. It’s unknown if his mother’s motives were financial or trying to keep their father from having a position of power over them, but his father’s motives were definitely financial

Macaulay hasn’t spoken to his father in 25 years and doesn’t know if he ever will. In response, his father told reporters “I no longer consider him my son”

All the stuff about Macaulay being a has-been who can’t find work is untrue. He’s still persued for acting parts but is very selective about which projects he gets involved in. He’s turned down roles that went on to make millions, including a lead in The Big Bang Theory. He has no regrets about passing on those roles and says his happiness is worth more to him

I fully support Macaulay Culkin being a goofy guy who does the work he wants to do and uses what’s left of his childhood earnings to relax and enjoy life

[poyzn]

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

[princem4rtian]

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

[phiftycent]

oh my god

[fjordstan]

the mandalorian? isn’t that bitch the powerhouse of the cell?

[one-big-hassle]

My friend sent me this after she won 3000 dollars off a scratch off. Reblog so that you can have good luck too

[goluxexmachina]

that’s a lot of dollars

[mayormccheese]

IT WORKES I GOT PAID THREE DAYS EARLY

[one-big-hassle]

THAT’S FUCKING AWESOME

[thegetawaywriter-deactivated202]

This Works everytime!!!

[deadman-suggestions]

hey. hey. stop scrolling for a sec.

breathe. you’ve made it so far this year. you’ve gotten through so many things that you thought you wouldn’t, and you’ll continue to get though this, whatever it is. i know you can. i believe in you, and i’m so, so proud of you. i know it probably seems impossible, but it’s going to be ok. it’s going to be ok.

breathe in, breath out. and just keep breathing. we’re gonna get there.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The 60’s, 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s seem to have all separate, unique personalities, but these last 17 years seem to just be one big chunk of time that has no significant meaning.

[supernovajazzy]

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

[bundibird]

These last 17 years have an “oh no” feel that just gets bigger and louder with each consecutive year

[lierdumoa]

I was watching Hasan Minaj’s episode on fast fashion and he talked about how fast fashion companies put out new collections each week instead of having a major release 4 times a year for each season. And then drew the comparison to Netflix putting out new content every week unlike traditional tv channels that also used to introduce new shows seasonally.

Dissolution of unions and rise of gig economy means working class people don’t take regular holidays and vacations anymore they just work continuously until they have a nervous breakdown or have random short term gigs interspersed with random intervals of under/un-employment.

And these are just two ways in which late stage capitalism is eroding our sense of time.

Buzzfeed did an article on the effect of non-linear social media on our sense of time: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/katherinemiller/the-2010s-have-broken-our-sense-of-time

Speaking of seasons. Climate change is literally changing how seasons work. Plants are blooming at the wrong time. Animals are coming out of hibernation at the wrong time.

[let-me-be-your-comet]

Home isn't always a place. Home is a person. And looking back at my childhood, home was my mother.

Brandon Flowers introducing A Dustland Fairytale, Glastonbury 2019

[your-eyes-can-be-so-cruell]

Brandon Flowers whenever ‘The Man’ starts 

[sextronautt]

panic! at the deadline

[brittany-murphy]