Have hope for the future, but maybe build a bomb shelter anyway.

 I'm just here for a good time, friend. Take it easy and stop worrying.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[bigtimetommy]

me after ants find me asleep at the picnic

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[mindy-fit]

[blastingradio]

Now that is some vintage sports goth

[chanel-boots]

This ad is very ominous and threatening.

[raejin99]

[orchidvioletindigo]

Are you fucking kidding me

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous ad

[auldcine]

You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading “the land of the free” in history books. Then they get to be men, they forget even more. JAMES STEWART in MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON (1939)

[beardedmrbean]

This is a incredibly high quality joke right here

[redarmyscreaming]

Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

[beardedmrbean]

[fanfavoritefragrances]

is this a thing? has anyone done this yet?

[beardedmrbean]

@the-chaos-official

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[stromcuzewon]

this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"

[thatdisasterauthor]

My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.

[thelongestway]

Counterpoint: an enchanted and whimsical castle

[yetanotherdayofdrudgery]

I know the video is being funny, but concrete does actually come in multiple colors.

And I'm a huge fan of those decorative cinder blocks.

[thememedaddy]

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

Help!

I was acting as a substitute teacher for a class, and we were learning about the socio-political ramifications of the Second World War and the rise of communism, when the entire class is isekai'd into a fantasy world in which communism was the dominant form of government. And then they issued everybody a rifle, but hardly any ammunition, only three shots per person, and told them to go fight the demon lord. The problem with it being is everybody ran out of ammunition incredibly quick, except for me, because I was a substitute teacher, my class was substitute teacher, and I was able to substitute ammunition into all of the guns. And so I ended up alone fighting against the demon lord while the rest of the kids ran away. Except for the demon lord was a really beautiful capitalist princess who ended up wanting to spread capitalism across the nation, but the only problem with it is that I'm not a capitalist at heart, I'm a colonialist, and so our love can never be.

[teslanik]

[funbearer]

[niftyandinterestingstuff]

Wilbur (Charlotte's Web)

[idle-drifter]

Napoleon (Animal Farm)

[nonenosome2]

Babe (Babe)

[yetanotherdayofdrudgery]

Orson (U.S.Acres / Garfield and Friends)

[the-davest-of-uncles]

Arnold Ziffel (Green Acres)

[beardedmrbean]

Mark Fuhrman (OJ Simpson investigation)

[teslanik]

Chief Spa'am (Muppet Treasure Island)

[sandmandaddy69]

[teslanik]

[connemor]

idk if i can ever top this piece tbh. i need this on a tshirt.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[jadeharleyinc]

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again