Honkie Please

Idk man. 30's, michigan. I like nerdy shit and I'm somewhat socially challenged. I have a morbid sense of humor.. My hobbies include cheese and sleep deprivation.

[bugdotpng]

absolutely boggles my mind how so many social media sites do NOT want you scrolling without an account. can't even click on an instagram profile while not being logged in without it blocking you. even if you put it in the url, it only lets you scroll like twice before it prompts you to log in. fucking youtube won't let me watch videos on my phone anymore because i use firefox focus and don't want to log in every time i wanna watch a video so it's instead flagged me as a bot. i also think social media sites are drastically overestimating how badly i "need" to use their sites. if you won't let me browse someone's profile or watch a damn video on the Browsing Profiles and Watching Videos social media sites then i will simply leave. the power of chucking your phone into the metaphorical ocean. i hope i hurt their metrics every time i close out of a tab <3

[achillesinhighheels]

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[dumnslut]

[alivehouse]

they should invent an apartment that a normal person can afford

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

[amygdala-dan]

This makes no sense

[maxknightley]

it literally could not be more straightforward

[thatguyfromthatwebsite]

It literally doesnt make sence, both have the same value, they're both $30

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

I think the failure of many people to grasp an incredibly simple, barebones metaphor is demonstrating implicit bias very well

This dude straight up stated the fucking answer and still can’t understand it, because he’s expecting the answer to be his own views lmao

[thatguyfromthatwebsite]

No im not expecting anything its just a badly frammed metaphor

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

Bro you said the answer. Both have the same value despite different sizes. It’s simple. Basic. Elementary.

[thatguyfromthatwebsite]

But it never says that, it just asks you wich one is greater and the text ends there, wich leads you to thinking that one indeed has greater value then the other, and that the one with the greater value is the answear

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

It asks you which one has the greater value and what is the answer to that question?

[thatguyfromthatwebsite]

Im not about to argue over a focken tit size metaphor

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

Never underestimate the lack of reading comprehension on this site lmfao

[flipocrite]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[thatautisticlesbian]

the metaphor is super good tho, like if i have 30 bucks of coins my backs gonna hurt and if i have big ole titties my backs gonna hurt too

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

briefly forgot that porn was a thing and googled "doctor sex" looking for the tf2 meme. big mistake

[autumn-clover]

[heartbreakhalo]

[mother-meri-deactivated20260530]

John Carpenter's the thong

[princessmo]

[liltrashangel]

Remember when you could post pussy and ass, cock and balls freely.. I remember

[bish0ps]

No Dogs Under Heaven

[bish0ps]

Asked and answered

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[thulium]

[oneheadtoanother]

[cowgirl-crisis]

Post that gets better on remembering that the trash compactor monster is canonically a force sensitive lesbian.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

It just started working again! This is the best day ever!