well, this is awkward.

S. 30’s. SoCal living, Southern raised.

[catchymemes]

[birdsareblooming]

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

[birdsareblooming]

holy shit is that kate bush

[compassionvi]

shows should have 22 episodes a season again where half of them are low stakes silly fun shit happening. this i believe with my whole heart

[czechtex]

And the low stakes silly fun shit episodes should immediately precede the most traumatic hour of television you've ever seen in your life. As nature intended.

[lafgl]

AS NATURE INTENDED

[revolverspinner]

Teen me didn't know what a monsterfucker was but that didn't stop em from being one

[molabuddy]

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

[molabuddy]

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

[theindefinitearticle]

Sorry Ryan creamer works at dropout?????

This Ryan creamer??????

[beryllium-spear]

Keen eyed viewers will recognize Ify Nwadiwe and Raph Chestang

[lady-ofmischief]

Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

whatever it is you need good luck for, i wish you good luck. tests, job, home life, social life, mental health, physical health, love life. you name it. this post is wishing you good luck on all of that.

[drolta]

iwtv + text post part 55

[bisexualvampires]

he has a 100% divorce rate btw

[littlee-akumaa-deactivated20221]

some people are afraid to be corny. not me. i live life on the cob, baby.

[tilthat]

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

[beggars-opera]

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

[ti-bae-rius]

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

[ti-bae-rius]

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

[borderlinenocturnal]

Lestat: This is so sad. Siri, play despacito

[lestatslestits]

Nicki did NOT die by his own hand. He didn’t even have those anymore.

[eosphoroz]

[pseudomantis]

They should pay me to sort objects by color and shape and size all day I'd be good at it I'd be so fucking good at it

[thedankmemes]

[wonderprocrastinator-deactivate]

Tumblr is so nice. I can be boring and useless here in peace