little mermaid: abcd edition
trying on a metaphor

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Cosimo Galluzzi
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we're not kids anymore.
Not today Justin

Origami Around
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Sade Olutola

Kaledo Art

if i look back, i am lost
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
One Nice Bug Per Day

JVL
occasionally subtle
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Three Goblin Art
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little mermaid: abcd edition
X2: X-Men United (2003) LOKI — 2.06 "Glorious Purpose" (2023)
Bianca Del Rio
Bianca Del Rio
Barbie + hitting a little too close to home
Getting friends in to musicals is hard because when they ask what it’s about you have to be like “15 year olds having sex” or “a plant from outer space that takes over the world” or “teenagers killing people for fun” or “Alexander Hamilton”
“7 minorities deal with crushing poverty and the looming specter of death by being a dick to their landlord”
“Sesame Street, but like… for adults”
“This one time in the 1830s a bunch of college students decided to fight the entire French government and…it didn’t go very well.”
“Argentinian gold digger teaches her country the joys of fascism.”
“Disfigured guy in the friendzone thinks his student owes him a relationship for teaching her how to sing.”
“Woman who sucks at being a nun becomes a homewrecker, flees from the Nazis with new family.”
“presidential assassins”
“The ridiculously complicated love lives of anthropomorphic trains.”
The Newsboys’ Strike of 1899.
The secret life of cats
A factory that makes shoes, for drag queens.
A dance audition where whoever has the best childhood trauma story gets a speaking role.
Organ repossession
Jesus’ Crucifixion, set to funky rock
The first two Evil Dead movies condensed into one coherent plot and you’re the one who gets sprayed in blood.
So there are these monks…
So these two guys are writing a musical and get two of their friends to take part in it…
Ok, so like everything above, and a lot of Shakespeare jokes, mashed together.
Hey kids, let’s put on a show in a barn
All the people who have ever tried to kill a President of the United States hanging out together.
Somehow a love triangle is more important than the entire French Revolution.
A hard-boiled crime novelist invents a really incompetent detective and then they yell at each other
Teen girl in the Wild West shoots lots of guns
Class differences in the colonial Caribbean leads to a girl turning into a tree
Jesus and friends set to lighter funky rock
An Aristophanes comedy but with references to the Bush administrations’ lies about the Iraq war
a con man successfully swindles an entire town out of their money for weeks and does not experience a single consequence
Some of my favorites:
Preislamic iraqi prince falls in love with a conman’s daughter because he likes shiny objects, this leads to a major political figure being drowned at a party.
Shakespeare, but with a lot of secret gay pining songs thrown in.
Vanilla kids accidentally crash a BDSM party
The entire works of the Grimm Brothers, happening at the same time.
Lovestruck idiots on a boat
Conman thinks he can scam a librarian. Failing that, he attempts to teach Iowans music.
…and that’s not even getting into the stuff that’s actually for kids, which is even weirder.
the annual spelling be at a local highschool
lions experience a fascist coup
Sensationalist media, but with jazz!
A comic strip nobody likes, and not even the parts that are actually in the paper, just the meet-cute origin that doesn’t have anything to do with fighting smugglers
Man attacks inanimate objects, hooker cringes with second-hand embarrassment.
The Little Mermaid, but happening inside Starship Troopers.
Okay, but I don’t actually think you have to explain to anyone that Cats is about the secret life of cats. It’s literally called Cats. It’s exactly what it says on the tin. The movie adaptation, on the other hand…
someone PLEASE identify each of these musicals for me!!! I don’t know much about musicals but would LOVE to watch most of these after reading these descriptions!
In order: i don’t know, Little shop of horrors, idk, Hamilton, Rent, Avenue Q, Les Miserables, idk, Phantom of the Opera, Sound of Music, idk, idk, Newsies, Cats, Kinky Boots, Fame (?), Repo! The Genetic Opera, Jesus Christ Superstar, idk, idk, idk, idk, idk, idk, Les Mis again?, idk, idk, idk, Jesus Christ Superstar again, idk, idk, idk, idk, idk, Into the Woods (?), idk, idk, idk, The Lion King, Chicago(?), idk, idk, Starkid
ABCD Tour | London | Tim Francis
THE PARENT TRAP (1998) dir. Nancy Meyers
baby just wanted a cuddle with her mama
Bianca Del Rio / All Runway Looks / Rupaul’s Drag Race / 2014
No words for this
ah fuck
i just
spilled
my biancas
aw hell nah
AW HELL NAH IS RIGHT . OH MY GOD THESE ARE GONNA BE THE DEATH OF ME >////<
old twenty øne pilots is still a jam tho // creds: @alternative.xoxo on insta
Season 7 - Grand FInale
I love that Bianca has pictures of her, Adore, and Courtney (aka THE BEST #TOP3 EVER) on her phone. #familyaf