collide;

after women, flowers are the most lovely thing god has given the world.

[sealotter]

—julia wicker’s leggings & high-waisted pants appreciation post

[irisforrester-blog]

kamcnape:

“You know those things on Facebook. They ask if you would slap your friend for a certain amount of money, or break their arm, even run them over with your car for a certain amount. I was just thinking… How much would someone take to cut off their leg? I’m starting off at a low amount and just increasing it to see what would be he perfect amount.” 

“Okay --- alright, now I think you’re slightly saner. Whenever I see that shit I’m like, of course, I’d slap my friend for a thousand dollars...Ii feel like they’d slap me if i didn’t take that deal. I really don’t think you could get me to cut off my leg for anything below a million. i mean, think about how much follow up appointments with doctors would be.”

[irisforrester-blog]

tfemxlia:

“honestly, i’m waiting for fast food places to start selling sweet potato fries. i would totally fuck with that. i actually have never tried their shakes. i have only tried their ice creams and fries. fuck, fries and anything that is sweet and cold can go together not gonna lie.”

“i can fuck with a sweet potato if it’s cooked right. if not, then i’d pass. you’ve never? dude, you’ve got to. they’re so good. almost as good as their mcflurries. okay.. see, i’d agree with you but i’m not about to dip my fries into my sweet soda.”

[irisforrester-blog]

laceyreynolds:

“EITHER make yourself useful and hand me a towel or make yourself interesting and join me. There’s still plenty of hot water left and I’m certain I probably missed a couple of spots that you could help me reach.”

“Well, I mean --- I did always pride myself on being a somewhat interesting person.” Iris started, a hint of a smirk finding it’s what to her lips. “Also, I’m not about to turn down a pretty girl in a shower so if you’d make a little room, I’ll definitely join you.”

[fyeahthemagicians]

requested by anon

[irisforrester-blog]

brcckes:

“oh my god, did you see that video of beyonce bringing out destiny’s child for coachella? i’m so fucking pissed i didn’t get tickets this year. like what the fuck? i swear to god, all colleges should be closed for festival season. experiencing that shit is way more important than learning about microeconomics.”

“see --- i didn’t go because of the fact the creator is like --- a grade a douchebag... like a total piece of shit. experiencing beyonce that close would’ve almost been worth it, though. but knowing my ass, i wouldn’t be able to finesse my way close enough to actually see her. so, i settled for a close-up view on my laptop when i didn’t have to spend a ridiculous amount of money on tickets.”

[irisforrester-blog]

tfemxlia:

“so i’m not really a big fan of McDonald’s, but i won’t lie - their fries are my guilty pleasure and i would eat them all day if i could. give me fries at any time of the day and i’m the happiest person on earth.”

“oh, one hundred percent. there are very few fast food joints that actually sell good fries. mcdonalds know their shit. have you tried their shakes? fuck, they’re so good. dipping their fries into said shakes? bomb.”

[irisforrester-blog]

kamcnape:

“But listen…. it’s ten thousand dollars. Someone is offering you ten thousand dollars to cut off your leg. You can get a peg leg. Be a freaking pirate or some shit. I’ll get you a eye patch. Would you do it? It’s not like it’s SAW and you’re doing it to save your life. Fuck – the dude didn’t even get to survive, did he? I can’t remember. But this is a serious question. With how the world is going, it could happen. Would you do it?”

“----Jesus, what? Where did you even come up with this? Like, I need to know the train of thought that lead to you thinking about being paid ten thousand dollars to cut off your leg? That can’t be random. I mean... I really don’t know if I’d do it. On one hand, it’s ten thousand dollars but on the other... it’s my fucking leg.”

[irisforrester-blog]

━★ (STELLA MAEVE, TWENTY TWO, CISFEMALE) Meet SENIOR IRIS FORRESTER, who studies ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCE, i think? they used to be in LAMBDA TAU before shit hit the fan. IRIS is from new york city, and i heard they’re quite PASSIONATE and DRIVEN but if you don’t like STUBBORN and OPINIONATED people, then you’re not going to get along. the other day i heard them listening to MY FOREST FIRE by MALDITO on repeat and it’s basically their signature song right now.

hey pals !!!!!!! this iris !!!!!! she a cutie !!!!!!! all her shit is under the cut :-))) (hmu in the ims for plots)

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[irisforrester-blog]

━★ (STELLA MAEVE, TWENTY TWO, CISFEMALE) Meet SENIOR IRIS FORRESTER, who studies ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCE, i think? they used to be in LAMBDA TAU before shit hit the fan. IRIS is from new york city, and i heard they’re quite PASSIONATE and DRIVEN but if you don’t like STUBBORN and OPINIONATED people, then you’re not going to get along. the other day i heard them listening to MY FOREST FIRE by MALDITO on repeat and it’s basically their signature song right now.

hey pals !!!!!!! this iris !!!!!! she a cutie !!!!!!! all her shit is under the cut :-))) (hmu in the ims for plots)

iris was born and raised in new york city !!!!

her family owns a cute little flower shop and so she grew up around flowers and worked there all through high school !!!!! her family has hella money though bc her grandparents were successful af doctors n her mom n her inherited it all when they passed when iris was like ten

she LOVES nature deadass could name every single plant especially flowers !!! she could name every flower’s meaning off the top of her head

she wants to be a botanist when she’s done w college !!!

she’s a raging lesbian jsyk !!!!!!!!!

she has hella daddy issues bc her dad like abandoned her n her mom when she was like eight :(((

she’s like,,, covered in tattoos n has a resting bitch face so she prob looks pretty intimidating but like she honestly the softest n sweetest person u will ever meet

she is like IN LOVE with the idea of love so if u ever date her she will treat u like a queen honestly 

anyways that’s p much it !!! pls love her !!! 

hmu for plots <333

[irisforrester-blog]

i'm the dumbass that left packing for her flight home in ab five hours till,,,,five hours before my flight so uh... as soon as i’ve packed all my shit up i shall post an intro and be around to plot !!!

[disparatekate]