Roll for Initiative

bonafide monster hunter

[hearty-an0n]

if i was orpheus i just wouldn't have turned around lol

[hearty-an0n]

just went and got eurydice. this is so easy

[hearty-an0n]

um. awfully quiet in this tunnel.

[hearty-an0n]

[catchymemes]

[were--ralph]

?????? NATIONAL HERO???

[were--ralph]

this person needs protection this is not a joke we need to keep them safe

[jemhowling]

not a woman tho! she isn’t comfy with that word

[mousegirlballs]

[nyancrimew]

just htought i'd let u know that this is the funniest shit anyone has ever said abt me

[parappah]

[monadism]

not his name

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[throathole]

I hate how when you add ANY amount of new liquid to a boiling pot it immediately goes dead silent like…. Oh. You’re here 😐. The water molecules looking at you like

[wordfather]

goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

[brightgreendandelions]

my egyptologist friend says this is a (very poorly) phonetically transcribed english phrase "this year i will get a mommy boyfriend"

[wordfather]

okay you werent supposed to know that

[thewebcomicsreview]

[infernalifrit-deactivated202605]

i cannot explain it but these all have the same vibes

[kabewski]

First Art of the Year!

[organatwins]

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

[dickgirlsdaily]

[organatwins]

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

[dickgirlsdaily]

[lelouch]

[youmegravity]

I need people to understand that sometimes autism is just this

[donuteater13]

Reblog to kill it faster

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[chongoblog]

I just don't understand. Why. Why do you feel so much empathy for the homeless when they don't even affect you positivity. You can easily just turn away from those disease ridden, crack abdicated parasites.

So why, in what way does helping then benefit you financially or socially?

[chongoblog]

Enjoy being visited by three spirits tonight anon

[werewolf-usa]