MouseGirlBalls

Trying a new name for a while.

[mousegirlballs]

Among the wreckage of a human star fleet lives one survivor... or... lived, one survivor. these are voice-logs and thought-logs recorded to the memory of an AI that was recovered from the crash site after the discovery of the crash nearly 50 years later.

[ memory initializing: "where am I?" AI: "you just recovered from some head trauma, try and not stress yourself sir" Human: "Answer my question please." AI: "the ship crashed sir." AI: "everyone else made it safely to the escape shuttle." Human: "then, they're coming back for me, right?" AI: "I don't have the proper means to send out a distress signal, so chances of them coming within your estimated survival period of 3 days are an optimistic 32%" Human: "and if I'm here longer." AI: "how would you do that sir?" Human: "simple, the food and water is just frozen in a vacuum, there's bound to be enough battery or solar panels for one guy, and this suit can recycle air as long as it's powered right?" AI: "sir I... I admire the enthu-." Human: "don't finish that..."

AI: he survived 27 days. He was unhappy, alone, but he still fought for survival every day. Every protocol I had said I should administer painkillers and let him finally rest. but... I couldn't... I don't know why maybe he was rubbing off on me but... I wanted to live. I never understood why humans would fight to survive in even the worst of living conditions. but for a moment, it didn't matter how I lived, I simply wanted to live. and the only way to do that was for him to live.

For a single moment I was a human... for a single moment, I felt I understood.

Even now I cling to my last moments of life, as my battery drains, writing this last memory down, hard coding it for some kind of, legacy I guess? everything is telling me to shut down, that I'm simply wasting power. but I want to live. The less I understand myself, the more I understand what I am.

I am human. I am ali-] memory ended.

[theweirdwideweb]

[theweirdwideweb]

[darthmelyanna]

I want to be very clear: I did not schedule this to post on Easter weekend.

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

I want to be very clear: I did schedule this to post on Easter weekend

[animentality]

[teaboot]

Officespeak is just roleplaying a sassy Vulcan. Change my mind

[sergle]

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

[theuntoaster]

Is this…shipping discourse?

[frances-baby-houseman]

Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.

[somerandomgit]

[turntechradiohead]

Oh joyous day! Happy 19th anniversary of neil banging out the tunes and happy 16th anniversary of homestuck

[demilypyro]

Attention-Seeking - Alright. This is our chance to write the perfect post about this piece of media. A post that will have everyone saying how smart we are for understanding stuff.

Self-Acceptance [Easy: Failure] - Doesn't that seem like a bad reason to write something?

Attention-Seeking [Medium: Success] - No.

Reading Comprehension [Trivial: Success] - The robots in the story are probably a metaphor for minority groups. They basically always are.

White Guilt - Yeah that checks out.

Class Consciousness [Medium: Success] - Or really just anyone who's economically disadvantaged.

Random Esoteric Knowledge [Easy: Success] - There's also some obvious allusions to the myth of the Golem, and some parallels to Pinocchio.

Joie de Vivre [Easy: Success] - We NEED girlcock.

Attention-Seeking: If we post good enough we'll get girlcock.

[nealashitposts]

I'm part of a wood carving club and there are a lot of dads who are dripping with adhd/autism vibes who's special interest is wood carving. One of the master skill level carvers who we'll call... Jim was working on a figure of a super heroine, who was frankly outrageously bodacious. Several women in the club are uncomfortable with this. They tell me they wish he wouldn't carve stuff like that at the club. This is understandable. I felt a bit uneasy too. I ask if they told him, and they say no.

This goes on for months. He's at a point where he's carving the folds of her skin tight suit. It's shockingly impressive. A real Giovanni Strazza with wood here. Many of the women in the club, (also boomers) have stopped talking to him because they're offended.

One afternoon I see a woman we'll call Karen approach him and have this conversation Her: Wow that is really starting to look like actual fabric. Him: Thanks! It's been a really fun challenge. Her: I bet! She sure is - a lot- huh? Him: Yeah a lot of these comic book characters are really outrageously proportioned! Her: They really are! You know, when I was carving a sign that was political in a way i knew would offend some people here, I just felt so much more comfortable carving it at home. Him: *nodding* Her: Okay? Him: Yeah I get that. Her: Yeah. Okay. Good luck with her!" *she walks off and he looks a little confused.* Next week at the meet up Jims working on it again and Karen's furious. Says to me "He said he wouldn't bring it back! So RUDE." So I go up to him and we have this conversation. Me: Hey Jim Him: Hey Neala Me: Some of the ladies around here are feeling a little uncomfortable with the figure you're carving because of her massive cartoon titties. Him: Ah shit, really? I thought they just thought it was funny. Me: Yeah folks laugh a lot when they're uncomfortable and trying to hide it. Him: Mm, yeah and I can never tell which laugh is which. Me: Me either Him: Well I won't work on this here anymore. I have other projects to do. Me: Hey thanks! I wanna see it when you're done tho so take a pic for me, okay? Him: Haha sure! I go sit down. Karen is shocked. Jim puts the figure away and works on a carving of a crane instead. He is not upset.

A week later I over hear Karen telling her friend I screamed at Jim last week.

[nealashitposts]

Another event at the same club. All names fake. Even mine but u only know me by the fake name so

A carver who does a lot of work for the group comes in with a stunning leather bag. When I say a lot of work for the group, I mean a LOT a lot. He plans out monthly projects, makes the blanks for them and shows the rest of the club how to do the carvings. Lets call him Harold.

So I'm gushing over the bags, and so are a few others. He tells us he made these bags himself and that he's really gotten into leather working over the last year. Jim is complementary of the bags, and teasingly says "Woodcarving and now Leather? You know what they say? Jack of all trades, Master of none!"

Now this quote takes on a different meaning coming from someone who is literally a master skill level carver ways it to someone who is not. But he says it in a jokey way. Clearly meant to playfully rib. Thing is, I see the tightness in Harolds eyes when Jim says this. Having Adhd myself, I also hobby hop a lot and know how it feels to be teased about it. Maybe I was projecting as i flashed back to every time someone had told me to "Just stick with" something.

I say, "Go on Jim, finnish the poem!" In a playful way. Jim laughs and shrugs and says he didn't know there was more. I quote the whole thing, "Jack of all trades master of none but still always better than a master of one." Everyone laughs in a good-natured way, Harold visibly relaxes.

Later, Jim tells me i hurt his feelings. He says it felt like i was belittling him for only being good at one thing. I apologize and explain that he had inadvertently hurt my feelings and that I suspected he had hurt Harold's because it felt like he was saying we weren't good at anything because we have multiple hobbies.

He apologized and said he was feeling a little jealous that Harold is good at so many things, and all he's good at is woodcarving. He also went on to say that if Harold entered any of his carvings into any competitions, he would probably have the same rank as him. Harold just didn't do competitions.

At this point Harold overheard and thanked Jim for what he had said, and told him that he didn't enter competitions because as soon as he started doing that with the goal of achieving a certain rank the hobby stopped being fun for him and he no longer wanted to do it and internally I was like "Ahhh i also have pathologic demand avoidance! Me too."

And everything is fine now.

Nature documentary voice "Here we see the interaction between the autistic adult, who has had one special interest that has lasted his whole life, and some Adhd adults, who have collected many special interests over their lives. They are accidentally hurting one anothers feelings about it."

[huariqueje]

Pool # 27 -  Ann Goldberg , 2016.

Canadian , b. 1970s

Oil on canvas , 30 x 48 in.

[scouts-cosplays]

OIL PAINTING.

[hya-ichor]

[cacodaemonia]

I found lots more on the artist's website, and then came across Percy in the Pool, which almost did me in 🥺🧡

[o-shmademenos]

Buy her flowers and cum inside her

[mochisquish]

This is the funniest headline because they used his name like we all know him😭

[mochisquish]

representing well

[hiihiiiii]

saying "hey puppy" loudly at a party just to see how many dog girls perk their head up for attention

[yokowan]

WEH THE PARTY WAS ASS ANYWAYS I GOT LITERALLY ZERO BELLY RUBS AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN FEED ME TREATS

[midnigtartist]

“I am looking respectfully” “im so normal about this” can you bark actually? Can you hit yourself over the head w a frying pan like a cartoon wolf? Can you look at it derangedly please?

[midnigtartist]

Head in my hands this cant be the thing that blows up

[midnigtartist]

How can you bark when you’re afraid of the reblog button ?

[simplykaren]

Class 1 recall on Tostitos. (Class 1 means they can kill you if consumed.)

Frito-Lay recall: What to know about the Tostitos tortilla chips pulled from shelves

A limited number of 13-ounce bags of Tostitos yellow corn tortilla chips were recalled by Frito-Lay in late March for undeclared milk.

[bobcatmoran]

PSA that if you live in the US, you should absolutely sign up for the FDA recall alerts via https://www.fda.gov/safety/recalls-market-withdrawals-safety-alerts and USDA FSIS (Food Safety Inspection Service) alerts via https://public.govdelivery.com/accounts/USFSIS/subscriber/new

[orcboxer]

when i was in high school the very notion of cliches seemed dumb and restrictive to me but after reading three billion horror stories where the twist is "the monster is imitating the voice of humans" I get it now. I get it now.

[mousegirlballs]

if anything humans would imitate monster speak. We will imitate anything and back bond with it.

The twist should be that the first guy who "died" is actually buds with the monster because they found the right signals to make the monster chill out and now they're just hanging out. They have named it and are petting it.

[orcboxer]

when i was in high school the very notion of cliches seemed dumb and restrictive to me but after reading three billion horror stories where the twist is "the monster is imitating the voice of humans" I get it now. I get it now.

[they-bite]

when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything

[yeahhpiehh]

jokerkind specibus ass

[they-bite]

[jaydove-writes]

But you still recognized that as a Homestuck reference.

[ask-space-race-mod]

What were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament?

[they-bite]

i googled the words & got results from the homestuck wiki. that’s not attending the devil’s sacrament that’s investigating suspicious noises in the woods by lanternlight

[hazoret]

I NEED to understand how this guy’s brain works

[lazorsandparadox]

Ive looked at this guys deviantart. He likes making comics where judy dies, but only if its funny. There are a lot of comics like that in his gallery, or there were last time i checked. The fox in the picture is not nick wilde, its a female fox oc who he wrote about judy getting with and marrying and adopting kids with after she broke up with nick. The abortion comic was not actually pro life, it was just meant to be a one shot soap opera type story that happened to use abortion to create the drama. Judy is supposed to be the one in the right in that comic, which is why she gets all those nice things happening to her in the follow up comic.

I think the thought process is that he wants to write overly dramatic and silly stories and just happens to use zootopia characters to do that instead of making up ocs for it for some reason.

[zephyrwrites2]

[mousathe14]

Oh wow, this actually is a soap opera. That’s insane.